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Emily Ratajkowski looks so fucking amazing. I hadn’t seen the unrated video yet but wow. Her tumblr is quite pleasant too. oh and thank God for Pharrell.

Posted on May 24th
re: Kristen Stewart Is Handling The Break Up Well (41 comments)

looooool you think she’s straight. that’s adorable.

Posted on May 17th
re: Did Olivia Wilde Get Breast Implants? (1 comments)

I just think that the combination of gaining some weight (she used to be really, really skinny), a bra and those tops who give even an A a rack, it’s all natural. You cannot really compare this to a red carpet dress where she goes bra-less…

Posted on May 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.15.15 (17 comments)

So it’s… life?

I thought it was obvious too. See also: DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli circa 2009. Oldest trick in the game.

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.22.13 (27 comments)

baby girl, step away from Harvey Weinstein and soon. he once had a fight with Salma Hayek over Frida and the film lost at the oscars and now Salma has supporting roles in Adam Sandler’s movies. I can’t be the only one who saw this.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Was A Belieber (49 comments)

We’re cool, America. You can keep him. PLEASE, keep him.
Sincerly, Canada.

Posted on Mar 22nd
re: Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To 'Murder' Her Vagina (37 comments)

she’s pulling a Joaquin Phoenix, right? I mean, there’s nothing else that can explain what’s going on. Except drugs. Drugs might have happened.

the chemistry is out of control! also my gaydar is all tingly over her… interesting.

I don’t know, the image of a rapist being ass-raped in jail is pleasant, just like a woman beater getting the mother of all beatings would be. a little day-dreaming, nothing more…