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So what happens if you were to just accidentally glance into the Ark of the Covenant?

Thanks. But for god’s sake, in reality, no — it is not. Just because a group of idiots decide a thing is so does not mean that it actually is.

Ok, somebody explain it to me: what is supposedly offensive about “ninja,” and precisely who is pretending to be offended? Because I just saw a Vanilla Ice commercial which should be…well, all the more offensive if there is anything to this.

Posted on Aug 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (21 comments)

“CLOSE YOUR EYES, MARION! DON’T LOOK!”

Kind of like Germany invading Russia in WWII.

Posted on Aug 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.4.14 (28 comments)

Wheaties! Wheaties and estrogen!

Posted on Aug 4th
re: Megan Fox Tells Moviegoers To 'F*ck Off' (15 comments)

Does she remind anyone else of Audrey Hepburn circa Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

No? Just me?

It’s probably the telling her audience to fuck off. It sets her apart. That and the general vibe of having blown her way through half the directors in Los Angeles.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (13 comments)

Or his luggage.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (16 comments)

Downward Piggy

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (25 comments)

So she employs him to exhibit her court-ordered warning label?