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The “LICKSBUNG” wristbands aren’t moving as well as the others did.

Taken while atop a muff diving board.

That was the episode where they did the theme song for “Back to the Futurama”, I take it.

Left his wife for a male model, as I recall. So part-time piracy.

RS is walking on a thin line.

The kid is going to be equal parts forehead and ass, with the rest apparently ankle fat.

I cannot help but sense a connection between his past actions, clear mental instability, and fondness for tomahawks. It’s what the Germans termed “lysergicdrifterhatchetfrude.”

Freedom’s just another word for caving in skulls with hatchets.

Kristofferson is so underrated.

So we live in a world where homeless, hatchet-wielding acid freaks who clearly see sanity only in the rear view mirror cannot be trusted to use their hatchet powers strictly for good?

Miley Cyrus isn’t the hottest person at her local Piggly Wiggly when she walks barefoot to buy various fried meat rinds in bulk.