re: Bryan Singer Accused of Raping, Drugging Teen Boy (55 comments)
But he has such nice eyes. Nothing screaming serial killer or child molester behind them at all. Just pure innocence. Bunny rabbits and maypoles and such.
Seriously, I’ve seen that look once before, but worse. It was a picture of Michael Jackson right before his trial ended, and he must have just been told he was going to win. It was gleeful evil. Gleevil, perhaps. To me it rivals that famous shot of Richard Ramirez in court, in terms of wordless utter malevolence.
re: That's Heidi Klum Completely Topless (16 comments)
What if I like to think profound, quasi-religious thoughts about naked titties?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (34 comments)
It will aim its poison at the mongoose’s eyes when it spits.
re: Amanda Bynes' Mom Is A F*cking Idiot (47 comments)
Check her will. Actually, make sure she has a will. Either way, the safe bet is as things stand, her estate lands in her mother’s lap. One visit with a competent Estate Law attorney might well make her mother suddenly realize the extent of her daughter’s mental issues. Of course, she might leave everything to “that nice short man on the dragon show,” but my initial point remains valid.
re: Christina Hendricks' Breasts Want To Be On 'Game of Thrones,' This Needs To Happen (20 comments)
Film a scene with Dinklage struggling to emerge from between those breasts like a puppy fighting his way free of two feather pillows, and Pop Culture can just freeze in a moment of pure attainment.
re: Isn't Miley Cyrus Already A Porn Parody? (22 comments)
All I can see is one of those kinetic steel ball office toys with tiny boyish Disney whores attached, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing…
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (16 comments)
“I could do it better…You know I could do it better…Someday I will do it better…”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (11 comments)
“I hear the blues a’ callin’…”
re: Lindsay Lohan Is Broke (Again) (22 comments)
“I’ll give you five million dollars for your virginity.”
re: James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year-Old (72 comments)
Statutory Performance Art.