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Posted on Nov 25th
re: Everyone's Throwing Bill Cosby Under The Bus Now (49 comments)

It doesn’t need to be in an official context. This could have happened at that show he did the other night at Del Boca Vista, and been recorded on a cell phone. All that matters is taking advantage of the fact he (or apparently, “we”, since he uses the royal rapist), can under no circumstances deny his guilt.

Posted on Nov 25th
re: Everyone's Throwing Bill Cosby Under The Bus Now (49 comments)

The Non-Disclosure agreement(s) he has doubtless signed have interesting ramifications. If he cannot claim to have not raped a specific woman, that fact can influence any number of other questions. “Mr. Cosby, have you ever raped anyone?” “Mr. Cosby, have you ever seen Ms. X without her clothing?” “Mr. Cosby, how many days has it been since you last raped someone?” This could go on almost forever, and all he could do is sit and seethe.

“Mr. Cosby, if you didn’t rape anyone, please say something now.”
A decent interviewer could probably give the man an aneurysm.

Posted on Nov 24th
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (14 comments)

I’ve fallen. And I’m never, ever going to be able to get back up.

Posted on Nov 24th
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (14 comments)

“Lord, are you…Are you saying I’m not entitled to every female and every orifice I can reach after finding a way to get drugs down their throats…?

RIIIIIGHT!”

I don’t want him to be guilty either. But we passed the point where thinking otherwise could be reasonable some time ago. His patterns are consistent, and there is just too much evidence. Plus, his reactions are entirely consistent with those of the modern uberwealthy public figure: buy them off, sign non-disclosure agreements, and hope no one ever asks a direct question. Because not even an otherwise airtight non-disclosure agreement can save you from a simple, “Did you do it?”, when you are bound thereby not to deny it. He is only left dumbstruck, and that is where we find him.

The scary part is, this is almost certainly just the very tip of the rapeberg.

“Cosby” (adj) (v)

When a situation involving a once-admired public figure reaches a nadir of a degree unimaginable but for reality, and language cannot otherwise fully express the contrast between said reality and past assumptions, the matter can be said to have “gone full Cosby.” Usage derivations include, “I’m afraid he/she may Cosby on us.”

Posted on Nov 18th
re: Janice Dickinson: 'Bill Cosby Raped Me' (71 comments)

Will anyone be surprised if he’s dead this time next week?

Posted on Nov 17th
re: A New Bill Cosby Rape Accuser Came Forward (62 comments)

First I’m a racist, now I’m a necrophiliac.

Posted on Nov 17th
re: A New Bill Cosby Rape Accuser Came Forward (62 comments)

Brilliant. Truly. In one post you claim you do not accuse me of racism, and in the next you describe how I couch my racism.