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Posted on Sep 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.26.14 (18 comments)

“Where the unconscious women at?”

Posted on Sep 24th
re: Stay The Hell Away From Sarah Hyland's Ex (43 comments)

Not everybody. Just the abusive little punk in question.

Posted on Sep 24th
re: Stay The Hell Away From Sarah Hyland's Ex (43 comments)

I think we can all agree that in a better world, Ed O’Neill kicks the crap out of the kid at the intervention.

Posted on Sep 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.23.14 (20 comments)

She looks like she’s been found after a week, is about to be wrapped in a blanket, and soon will explain what happened by pointing at a doll’s crotch.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce (31 comments)

It’s not penises. It’s your eardrums trying to escape.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: Mexico Wants To Kill Miley Cyrus Now (17 comments)

Jail in Mexico is akin to water in Mexico. You want to avoid it unless you’re a local.

Posted on Sep 11th
re: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of Murder (37 comments)

I couldn’t believe the joke hadn’t already been made.

Posted on Sep 11th
re: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of Murder (37 comments)

“We the jury, find the defendant…

Snot guilty.”

Posted on Sep 5th
re: Once You Get Lindsay Lohan, There's No Cure (13 comments)

One of these things is not like the other.

Posted on Sep 4th
re: All Things Begin And End With Coco (17 comments)

Every time she spins around, the waves reverse direction.