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Posted on Mar 24th
re: KATE UPTON'S BREAST WILL NOT BE CONTAINED (17 comments)

She should stick to print and Web where they can airbrush the shit out of her.

Posted on Nov 6th, 2013
re: Kanye West: 'The Confederate Flag Is Mine Now' (97 comments)

who, Fish or Kanye?

Posted on Nov 1st, 2013
re: Guy Fieri & His Hairdresser Had A Lovers Spat (33 comments)

why does he have a hairdresser?

Posted on Nov 1st, 2013
re: Guy Fieri & His Hairdresser Had A Lovers Spat (33 comments)

I was thinking more along the lines of hiring a sharp shooter.

Posted on Nov 1st, 2013
re: Heidi Klum Still Owns Halloween (13 comments)

so they modeled her old lady neck after her actual vagina?

Posted on Jun 17th, 2013
re: Farrah Abraham's New Implants Had A Pool Party (36 comments)

in that case, they must have to shock that pool every 20 minutes.

Posted on Jun 17th, 2013
re: Are Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Hooking Up? (7 comments)

why the fuck is he wearing a Bruins hat? i am so enraged right now.

Posted on Jun 17th, 2013
re: Kate Upton in a Bikini on The Set of 'The Other Woman' (2 comments)

she could at least bring it back to what she was on the first SI cover though. this is a sloppy mess.

Posted on Jun 17th, 2013
re: Kate Upton's Acting In A Bikini Now (17 comments)

i don’t think her “career” even comes close to supermodel status.

you can easily be in there without having to watch anything.