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Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (17 comments)

I knew that was a Kardashian from the back. They must all use the same plastic surgeon.

Posted on Dec 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.11.14 (8 comments)

Just about everyone looks better than Lena Dunham.

Posted on Dec 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.11.14 (18 comments)

Spike Lee as Bill Crosby in his new film “Do Her the RIght Way, with Roofies.”

Posted on Dec 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.11.14 (29 comments)

‘Murica!!!

stripper pole. check.
flag. check.
fake tits. check.

So patriotic it brings me to tears.

Tell me something I didn’t know already.

Why are their heads so big? Is it some medical condition?

Pop Quiz:
If a gun was held to your head and you had to choose to have sex with Mama J, Kim K, a whale, or a manatee, who/what would you choose?

Trick question, there’s really only two choices there Mama J = manatee, Kim K = whale.

Posted on Oct 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.15.14 (14 comments)

Do you know how hard it is to get rid of the horrified look after waking up next to Hugh Hefner? You’re looking at 2 make up artists and 4 hours of on the make up chair just to get to this point. Plus, she the hardest working working girl out there, she sleeps with Hugh Hefner.

Posted on Oct 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.15.14 (13 comments)

Compare to her old self, she’s half the woman but twice the nipples.

Posted on Oct 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.15.14 (14 comments)

I totally would. Duck lips and all.