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Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (27 comments)

gravity: 1
Lilo: 0

Maybe the reason she didn’t get a record deal is she f**ks like she sings, mediocre.

Posted on Jul 2nd
re: Lindsay Lohan at The Premiere of 'Scary Movie 5' (6 comments)

“Even my diseased hands are afraid of touching these toxic tits.”

Posted on Jun 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.27.14 (21 comments)

Just make sure her crotch doesn’t start a fire or you’ll need more than the piano man to stop the burning of your Captain Jack.

Posted on Jun 27th
re: Angel Haze On Ireland Baldwin: 'We F*ck' (52 comments)

She looks like she would wreck you in the bedroom. One of those biting, clawing, and wild women. I love those.

Posted on Jun 27th
re: Angel Haze On Ireland Baldwin: 'We F*ck' (52 comments)

Where do I sign away my soul to be with both of them at the same time? Because they’re both pretty hot.

Shia: Do you know who the f*** I am?!
Cop: No, I don’t. Because you’re not famous anymore.

Posted on Jun 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.24.14 (13 comments)

Cover up, please. You don’t want Hank Baskett calling you.

Posted on Jun 18th
re: Selena Gomez Performing at Borderfest (4 comments)

That black girl in the back is thinking “I went to Juilliard!!!”

Posted on Jun 17th
re: Noah Cyrus Never Stood A Chance (26 comments)

Isn’t Noah a boy’s name? Wikipedia is listing Noah as Miley’s sister. Was Noah born a “boy” but grew up as a girl?