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That’s the face of a man that knows he fucked up. And that’s the face of a woman that knows she’s set for at least 18 years.

From Aziz Ansari:
Reporter: Do you like to have sex with teenage girls?
R. Kelly: Define teenage.

I’m going to have to agree with R. Kelly here.

In 18 years, he’s going to find out it wasn’t his.

South Park was wrong. Kanye doesn’t like fishsticks. He likes manatee tits.

She is whipping anorexia’s ass.

But I totally would do her. She no longer longs like she would break. On the other hand, she may break me if she’s on top.

So Michael Jackson’s spirit is possessing Usher’s body now?

So how many cameras are on her? Given that each camera adds 10 lbs, I’m guessing 10 cameras.

There are lots of reasons to break up with great tits:
1) zero personality (also see Scarlett Johansson)
2) crazy super religious family
3) dead fish in the bedroom
4) you can put your penis in other vaginas with great tits, why limit yourself to one

No, it’s not. If you don’t support hot women posting sexy photos, then don’t look at it. If we don’t give them the attention they require, then we may lose out on future sexy photos.

Christ Cline is just looking to improve his golf game. When Tiger was married to her, he was the top golfer for many years. Since the divorce and $200 million poorer, he’s like number 5. Tiger is obviously still banging whores so the only difference is him not banging Elin. Why else is he also trying to get back with Elin, he’s trying to get back to the top of the golf world.