Profile

Latest Comments

Pop Quiz:
If a gun was held to your head and you had to choose to have sex with Mama J, Kim K, a whale, or a manatee, who/what would you choose?

Trick question, there’s really only two choices there Mama J = manatee, Kim K = whale.

Posted on Oct 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.15.14 (14 comments)

Do you know how hard it is to get rid of the horrified look after waking up next to Hugh Hefner? You’re looking at 2 make up artists and 4 hours of on the make up chair just to get to this point. Plus, she the hardest working working girl out there, she sleeps with Hugh Hefner.

Posted on Oct 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.15.14 (13 comments)

Compare to her old self, she’s half the woman but twice the nipples.

Posted on Oct 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.15.14 (14 comments)

I totally would. Duck lips and all.

Posted on Oct 15th
re: Frenchy Is Subtle And Other News (7 comments)

What is that? Some sea monster going back to the ocean after learning that land life isn’t great?

I could use her AeroBewds

Posted on Sep 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.24.14 (18 comments)

He’s happy because he’s no longer under the spell of the Wicked Witch of East (we know her as Madonna).

Posted on Sep 23rd
re: The Third Boob Is A Lie (27 comments)

I guess I’m not getting my ass to Mars.

Too quick Ray. You need to slow down the fake redemption tour. Start with entering alcohol rehab/anger management for a month or two. Then do some basic Bible study (you have plenty of time now.) After 4 or 5 months, then come out and say you’ve found God and given up alcohol. By then it’s only about February, and you plenty of time to get signed and go to training camp.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: Kanye West: 'My Dad Was A Paparazzo' (16 comments)

Isn’t this the same as saying “I’m not a racist, I have black friends”? So your dad was a paparazzo, that doesn’t keep you from punching a paparazzo.