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Coco Took Her Cleavage Shopping and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Johnny Depp actually made it through an interview without offending anybody. Wait, who was supposed to be watching John Mayer? [Huffington Post] - Somewhere, Tom Cruise just let out a triumphant squeal of joy. [Dlisted] - Ryan Reynolds' dogs love watching him bang Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip] - Adriana Lima

By: / November 8, 2011

The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.4.11

Welcome to Friday's The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I'm gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where she belongs (I'm kidding, she should be collected be in a Petri dish and dissected by the government.) and Kate Gosselin's kids

By: / November 4, 2011

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wore Another Spandex Dress and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - A behind-the-scenes look at how Scarlett Johansson bralessly poses for Vanity Fair. [Popoholic] - Conan O'Brien destroys the sanctity of marriages for ratings. [Dlisted] - Making Sarah Jessica Parker stand nest to Elizabeth Hurley just isn't fair. [Lainey Gossip] - Sara Jean Underwood + Spandex + A Giant Gun =…

By: / November 4, 2011

Kris Humphries To Make A ‘Windfall’ From That Wedding Kim Said Nobody Made Money From

As details on Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' pre-nup emerge, it becomes (even more) obvious that their marriage was a massive scam from the start. Especially considering absolutely none of them share any type of property or assets during their marriage EXCEPT profit made from the wedding. Which is interesting because I could've sworn I…

By: / November 3, 2011

Kim Kardashian Is Helping Rob Cheat On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Last night during voting for Dancing With The Stars, Kim Kardashian posted the above tweet claiming Justin Bieber was taking calls for an hour. Except the number really wasn't Bieber's, but instead the number to vote for her brother Rob to keep him on the show. With over 10 million Twitter followers, the tweet wa…

By: / October 25, 2011

Pippa Middleton Wore This and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Arrested Development is coming back. Not sure if everyone's heard. [Huffington Post] - Russell Brand is the premier practical jokester of the international travel practical jokesters. [Dlisted] - Kelly Brook should have played Indy's son. [Hollywood Tuna] - Miranda Kerr is back doing what she does best in lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather:…

By: / October 3, 2011

Courtney Stodden in a Bikini: Episode 1 The Airbrushed Menace

Welcome to Part 1 in our two-part series "Courtney Stodden: Kid Prostitute." Here she is in Los Angeles fulfilling the sacred rite of passage for starring in a reality show: Canned bikini photos. Except these are way more messed up than anything Heidi & Spencer could ever possibly imagine thanks to the inclusion of airbrushed

By: / October 3, 2011

James Marsden Knocked Up January Jones! Is How I’m Going To Read This

X-Men star James Marsden's wife reportedly filed for divorce on September 23, so just assume she finally got around to seeing Hop and had no other choice besides sewing her vagina shut. TMZ reports: A rep for James tells TMZ, "This was a mutual decision. They are committed to raising their kids together and remai…

By: / October 3, 2011

This Is Kim Kardashian’s Bowling Outfit

Kim Kardashian went bowling last night and I'm just going to take a shot in the dark here and say the leather ruffles made her a more efficient, aerodynamic urinal which is probably the greatest compliment I've ever paid her. I practically called her science. Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

By: / September 28, 2011

The 2011 People’s Choice Awards

And by People's Choice Awards coverage, I meant three posts because I'm not about to waste my time on an awards show that picks The Twilight Saga: Eclipse over Inception. That's what MTV's for. At any rate, here are the highlights, if you can even call them that: - Khloe Kardashian has red hair proving…

By: / January 6, 2011

People’s Choice Awards: Minka Kelly Won

Unlike Katy Perry, there was no deep, moral quandary over whether or not to give Minka Kelly her own post. In fact, I knocked over an old woman running to my computer just to get these up. Why she even was in my house in the first place is none of your business, but Tiny,…

By: / January 6, 2011

Katy Perry Almost Didn’t Get Her Own Post. Then This Happened.

Usually when there's an award show I dedicate an entire post to Katy Perry's breasts because I believe in things like Honor, Integrity, America. However, after the photo of her without make-up hit the Internet last week, I'm not gonna lie, it was an uphill battle this morning until I came across this shot of…

By: / January 6, 2011

Kylie Bisutti in a bikini

In case you were concerned I'm only going to cover the noonerhole spelunkings of Tiger Woods, here's the most dire and important news of our time: Brand new Victoria's Secret model Kylie Bisutti posing in a bikini in St. Barth's yesterday. How this information hasn't consumed us all in a vortex of awe proves what…

By: / December 10, 2009

Mariah Carey Hates Your Eyes

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume Mariah Carey was the creative director for this video because there's absolutely no way somebody else made a business decision where the end result is her doughy torso in a bathing suit. To put things in perspective, Nick Cannon probably looked at these then punched…

By: / November 5, 2009

Adrienne Bailon’s ‘nude’ photos hit the Internet

Adrienne Bailon of Disney's The Cheetah Girls recently had her laptop stolen which contained "nude" photos intended for her boyfriend Robert Kardashian. She reportedly recovered it within hours of its theft at JFK airport, but this story has all kinds of holes in it. Apparently, Adrienne paid a $1,000 ransom to get the laptop back,…

By: / November 11, 2008