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That’s just cruel. No one should be subjected to a weapon of ass destruction.

I like how the cameraman is staying just far enough outside the event horizon to avoid spaghettification. Smart man, that.

How the hell can she reach around far enough to wipe that thing?

Is her ass actually bleeding through the fabric of those pants? I’m reminded of Engineer Scott; they just canna’ handle anymore.

I don’t think my monitor’s nearly big enough for that. Hell, I don’t think my television is big enough for that, and it’s 56″ (or two Peter Dinklages wide).

Obi Wan: “That’s no moon, it’s a… no, wait, this isn’t right… I mean, it IS a moon, but it’s not… damn it, where’s that frickin’ script?”

Is that a vagina under her armpit?

“This is not the gay vampire you are looking for…” (hand wave).

From Cobra Kai to gay pirate… this guy’s multi-talented.

Not enough facial hair. Not by a long shot.