re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.10.13 (15 comments)
“… and I clearly said ‘Light decaf latte’
but this is thicker and blacker than your nightstick!
Are you going to arrest him
or are you distracted by my enormous beaver?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.5.13 (17 comments)
Not Scuzzy Osbourne?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.5.13 (22 comments)
Mickey Rourke laughed at this one.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.5.13 (24 comments)
Lights switched on
but no-one home.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.21.13 (27 comments)
Gaga is three weeks late for Halloween.
re: Tati Neves Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping (22 comments)
“Just Kidding, Tati Neves Is A Hooker”
re: Tati Neves: Facebook & Modeling Photos (10 comments)
Unless Kris Jenner says Tati Neves is not a whore,
I ain’t buyin’ it.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.28.13 (14 comments)
It’s spelled “$nyder”.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.28.13 (26 comments)
The lips say “Sugar”
but the legs say “Cottage cheese”.
re: Paris Hilton: Miley Cyrus Halloween Costume (14 comments)
Robin Thicke was in attendance
and has since been diagnosed with twerpes.