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Her head reminds me of a few of my old Barbies’ – the ones whose heads had gotten ripped off and then shoved back on too far down their necks.

awesome.

Charlie Sheen pretty much gave Christina the best week ever.

I have never thought Sheen was all that funny. That is, until this week. And then I remember that the man has 5 children. So yeah. Still not funny.

I blame Jodie Foster.

hah!

I’d kill a snitch. Not saying I have, not saying I haven’t.

I think NEVER BE PHOTOGRAPHED SITTING DOWN is the lesson here. She admitted to having a tummy tuck. She got it for free, just like all the other perks the family has gotten over the years. I *happened* upon an episode of her show last night where she’s in a bikini, with the kids, at the beach and her body did not look like a sharpei’s.

true true, but I’ve honestly seen more disturbing bodies on the beach this summer than what’s happening with Kate’s.

why is nobody commenting on the Kuato singing “Chocolate Rain.” I find that much more horrific.