re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.8.13 (20 comments)
I bet she doesn’t have to eat Kraft dinner.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.1.13 (26 comments)
“Hey! It says this one has a career!”
re: Ireland Baldwin Bikini Photo (10 comments)
Somewhere, Rumer Willis is plotting her demise.
re: Kim Kardashian Squeezing Herself Into Mustard Yellow Leather. Beautiful. (8 comments)
Silence of the Calves.
re: Lindsay Lohan Arrives to Court For Her Completely Avoidable Hearing About Lying to The Cops (6 comments)
In all fairness, hiring one of the Goblins from the Harry Potter movies as her lawyer makes about as much sense as any other decision she’s made:
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.28.13 (15 comments)
So, she’s cheating on him with Chris Brown?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.18.13 (18 comments)
“Um, yeah…I can’t. I have an internet boyfriend…and he’s really, um, terminally ill. It’s super sad.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.14.13 (36 comments)
“I’m Yosemite Sam … The meanest, toughest, rip-roarin-est, Edward Everett Horton-est hombre whatever packed a six shooter!”
re: Kim Kardashian is Pregnant (6 comments)
I ain’t saying she a gold digger…..oh, wait. Yes, I am.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.5.12 (28 comments)
I think LeAnn Rimes just got a visit from the ghost of Christmas future.