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Posted on May 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.8.13 (20 comments)

I bet she doesn’t have to eat Kraft dinner.

Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.1.13 (26 comments)

“Hey! It says this one has a career!”

Posted on Mar 28th
re: Ireland Baldwin Bikini Photo (10 comments)

Somewhere, Rumer Willis is plotting her demise.

Silence of the Calves.

In all fairness, hiring one of the Goblins from the Harry Potter movies as her lawyer makes about as much sense as any other decision she’s made:

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Images_of_Griphook?file=Griphooksing.jpg

Posted on Jan 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.28.13 (15 comments)

So, she’s cheating on him with Chris Brown?

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.18.13 (18 comments)

“Um, yeah…I can’t. I have an internet boyfriend…and he’s really, um, terminally ill. It’s super sad.”

Posted on Jan 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.14.13 (36 comments)

“I’m Yosemite Sam … The meanest, toughest, rip-roarin-est, Edward Everett Horton-est hombre whatever packed a six shooter!”

Posted on Dec 31st, 2012
re: Kim Kardashian is Pregnant (6 comments)

I ain’t saying she a gold digger…..oh, wait. Yes, I am.

Posted on Dec 5th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.5.12 (28 comments)

I think LeAnn Rimes just got a visit from the ghost of Christmas future.