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Posted on Apr 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (10 comments)

I’ve always wondered what a real life Garbage Pail Kid would look like.

Posted on Mar 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (28 comments)

Who’s successfully managed to avoid the sex offender registry for years? THIS GUY!

Posted on Jan 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.28.14 (10 comments)

Movie premiere? I thought they got married at the Grammys.

Posted on Jan 21st
re: Fat Jason Trawick Eating Pizza & Popeye's Chicken (2 comments)

Despite their failed relationship, it’s really big of him to show up for Britney’s Vegas debut show. Really, really, really big.

Posted on Nov 1st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - 11.1.13 (15 comments)

FOX News Halloween:
Really rich white people dressed as other really rich white people who pretend to be backwoods rednecks in order to profit off poor people who will buy t-shirts and beer cozies with their pictures on them. ‘Merica and Baby Jesus, y’all!!

Posted on Aug 31st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (25 comments)

You can take the girl out of Kentucky……

Posted on Aug 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.15.13 (26 comments)

Looks like Miley Cyrus received a visit from the Ghost of Twerking Future.

Posted on Aug 15th, 2013
re: The Word Single Has Lost All Meaning (43 comments)

Baking your 5 year old might not constitute child endangerment/abuse charges in New Jersey, but this damn sure does. On that note, anyone seen her kids lately?

Today’s moment in whoredom is sponsored by Nike: Just don’t do it. Ever.

Posted on Jun 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.25.13 (40 comments)

Wait. So, her vagina is a giant, shiny, gaping black hole that sucks shirtless gay men in to a deep, dark abyss? Well played, Republicans.