re: Much like a baby bird, she can only swallow food by tilting her head back and relying on gravity to do the work. (19 comments)
bahahaha gross, but prob true.
re: When Doug eats, it's "Saucy Sexy Lips Session" time. (29 comments)
You should tell security that these two are sneaking onto private boats.
re: She has no fucking clue how shirts work. (11 comments)
He gets to have a wife AND kid all in one person and by the looks of it she tries to save him money by not buying anything that looks over $10. That’s a bargain!
re: She's classically trained in the European style of dining. (21 comments)
re: Throwing a sundae party? Try this handy serving dish. (14 comments)
That’s what I’ve been wondering, but i often have high expectations of people, meaning I don’t expect anyone to act completely soulless.