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See? I told you VHS is going to make a comeback.

SQUIRREL!!!

Courtney Love reacting to the horrifying sight of a bar of soap.

“I’m your density.”

They made him an honorary tribe member, naming him “Rapes With Camera.”

Back in the ‘Clueless’ days, who knew that the one word associated with Alicia Silverstone would be “mastication?”

“Even I wouldn’t doggy style that mess.” – The dog

“Mommy, why is that big piece of bacon smiling at me?”

2003: Oscar
2012: Gillette commercial.
Career trajectory fail.

“And this is where we store our ni— oops, better not say that word again!”