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Is that Elton John holding a lightsaber in the bottom left corner? The joke nearly writes itself…

Jesus…eat a cheeseburger.

“And I’ll have a shake with that.”

I’m not too knowledgeable in such things, but this looks a tad photoshopped to me.

Same and agreed. And, probably–why the hell do I know the name of a girl who was peed on in a home movie a few years ago? The world is such a mystery…

“Honey, come look at this–a gorilla wearing makeup!”

This photo explains a lot.

British television is unsurprisingly boring.

Kim Kardashian really needs to lay off of the plastic surgery, she’s starting to look a bit fake.

these photos of her are terrible, the ones of her dressed up as Catwoman for Halloween are much better.