re: Patton Oswalt - Star Wars Episode VII Poster (1 comments)
Is that Elton John holding a lightsaber in the bottom left corner? The joke nearly writes itself…
re: Teen Mom Farrah's Mom Doesn't Believe This Innocent Child of God Would Make A Sex Tape (39 comments)
Jesus…eat a cheeseburger.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.3.13 (33 comments)
“And I’ll have a shake with that.”
re: Miss Butt Brazil Runner-Up Andressa Urach Bikini Photos: Paris (1 comments)
I’m not too knowledgeable in such things, but this looks a tad photoshopped to me.
re: 'This is the exact moment that Channing Tatum remembered that he’s Channing Tatum and he doesn’t fuck fat chicks.' (5 comments)
Same and agreed. And, probably–why the hell do I know the name of a girl who was peed on in a home movie a few years ago? The world is such a mystery…
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.19.13 (27 comments)
“Honey, come look at this–a gorilla wearing makeup!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.11.13 (33 comments)
This photo explains a lot.
re: Mark Wahlberg Got Drunk On British Television, Challenged Michael Fassbender To A Dick-Off (52 comments)
British television is unsurprisingly boring.
re: 'Lil’ Kim Chee.' (14 comments)
Kim Kardashian really needs to lay off of the plastic surgery, she’s starting to look a bit fake.
re: Turns Out Licking Kristen Stewart's Vagina Is Bad For Your Marriage. Who Knew? (36 comments)
these photos of her are terrible, the ones of her dressed up as Catwoman for Halloween are much better.