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And the kid is beautiful

I actually find her to be very pretty, though she might be 50% plastic. At least it doesn’t look ridiculous. I understand this may be an unpopular statement, but I think she looks great, especially for a new mom.

I actually usually like her dresses that other people don’t like. But this is the first one I do not like. Don’t hate, but don’t like it.

Shoes are FIERCE though.

It’s a pattern, really. A series of steps. First step: Sucking up. He sweet talks her to get her to fall in love with him. They are codependant, so before long, he will have the control back, because that is the only way she knows how to keep him. Second step: Cheating. His infidelity, with his ex, makes it even more personal and breaks down her self-esteem. She thinks it is her fault for not making him happy. We are about two steps away from the “Peep the Phone” stage, and we all know how that ends. Except this time, he probably really will kill her, because as anyone who has been in an abusive relationship knows, the abuse ALWAYS gets worse.

That quote from Team Breezy just got me in a bit of trouble. My boss next to me gave me a LOOK. Hilarious.

And as far as this being for record sales, I completely disagree. Rihanna’s people have had to tell her a million times that this is terrible for record sales. People lose respect for her, and nobody wants to see a loser succeed. I know everytime I hear her songs now, I’m like “Ugh, Rihanna, she’s an idiot.” No way this can be good for her career.

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but did anyone hear about the receptionist that worked at the hospital because she fell for a prank from a radio station pretending to be the Queen checking up on Kate? I mean, Jesus, it’s just another pregnant human being. It’s not like either of these kids will ever make any real decisions that will affect anything, besides maybe “Shall I wear Valentino or Vera Wang today?”

Dude, I’m not a huge Brad Pitt fan now, but he was dead sexy back then. Everyone is talking about how Pitt must have felt, but imagine how Tyson must have felt. He even said himself that he knew it was over after that.

He was trying to make the point that if you were banging, you wouldn’t have pants on. Unless, of course, you pull your dick through the dick hole of your pants. I thought it was quite funny, I don’t think he was trying to be a “keyboard warrior”

Glanville may be a drama-loving crazy bitch, but LeAnn is certifiably mentally unstable and insane. Glanville wins by a landslide in the better parent contest.

This here is proof she is still an addict. Addicts blame everyone else for their problems. Whoever had her picked in the celebrity death pool, start scouting your flat screens now!