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Posted on Nov 6th
re: Bertney And The Key To The City (16 comments)

These Bertney stories need to be published in a real book with pitchurs.

Posted on Sep 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.19.14 (10 comments)

The new Steven Tyler Pez dispenser.

Posted on Sep 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.5.14 (20 comments)

This . . . is . . . Sharta!

Posted on Sep 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.5.14 (22 comments)

She’s up for any man as long as he’s got coke or cock.

If this fat fuck was cremated, he’d burn like a tire fire.

Posted on Aug 11th
re: Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 - 2014) (110 comments)

Robin Williams is dead and Kardashians still create carbon dioxide.

Posted on Aug 11th
re: Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 - 2014) (110 comments)

This fucking blows.

Posted on Aug 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (22 comments)

The Color Purple Helmet.

Posted on Aug 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (14 comments)

There’s a Westworld reference that can fit here somewhere, I’m sure of it.

Posted on Aug 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (7 comments)

We are here in Toronto, where we’ve secretly replaced the Rush Limbaugh they usually serve with Meth Crystals. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!