re: 'Hi, I'm Lance Armstong. Lick My Butthole?' (30 comments)
Lance’s Tour de France jersey wasn’t colored yellow, it was butterscotch.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.21.13 (18 comments)
Is her chaperone the Brundlefly version of Cheech Marin and Hulk Hogan?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.16.13 (17 comments)
“Let me show you how that guy we paid off drove through that tunnel in Paris.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.16.13 (10 comments)
“How am I going to get out without the world seeing my cunt?” or “How’s the best way to get out to show the world my cunt?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.25.13 (15 comments)
I’m Rich Bitch! *honk honk*
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (25 comments)
She has more asses than a Chinese phonebook.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.18.13 (15 comments)
I present to you the combination of the best of two generations in one body: Pee-Wee Herman and Bela Legosi!
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.11.13 (23 comments)
She’ll never get work in the bukkake industry.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.4.13 (28 comments)
“Ms. Gibson, your stomach is ripped.”
“No, I’m saying your stomach is fucking ripped!”
re: Kate Beckinsale Bikini Photos: Cabo San Lucas (9 comments)
And in the background, the world’s gayest Mexican.