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Posted on Mar 29th
re: Goddammit, Gwyneth Paltrow Has An Iron Man Suit (23 comments)

Please, please, please make it lock shut and never, ever open up again.

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.8.13 (21 comments)

Would it kill her to put on some fucking lipstick, like, ever?

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.12.13 (34 comments)

He is such a douche of epic craggy-faced proportions. Always has been, always will be.

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.13.13 (7 comments)

Count Manface von Eyebrow-Lipschitz..

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.13.13 (16 comments)

It’s positively indecent. He should grow the weird beard up over it.

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.13.13 (8 comments)

Love her.

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.13.13 (10 comments)

Teetering on the edge of a tub so you can feed the fame-whore inside…would only be priceless if she fell and had to explain away the fact that a faucet ripped a hole in her face. Ah, to be young and stupid.

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition (24 comments)

Fierstein, but agreed.

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition (6 comments)

Daniel Craig’s manlier sister.

Posted on Feb 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition (14 comments)

The diaper-change pose is never appealing.