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Posted on Aug 22nd, 2012
re: Lindsay Lohan Fleeing Los Angeles (4 comments)

Bitch is running around like Carmen Sandiego.

Posted on May 7th, 2012
re: Mark Wahlberg Wore His Underwear On His Balcony in Miami (6 comments)

Marky Mark and the Chunky Bunch.

Posted on Aug 4th, 2011
re: 0804-the-crap-we-missed-47 (21 comments)

That apple looks just so, so great.

Posted on Aug 4th, 2011
re: 0804-the-crap-we-missed-23 (10 comments)

Looks about right.

Posted on Jun 13th, 2011
re: 0613-the-crap-we-missed-24 (24 comments)

“God damn, I just want to eat your face so bad right now…”

Posted on Apr 18th, 2011
re: 'Teen Mom' Maci is in a Bikini, And Surprise! She Has Implants. (62 comments)

No, no we really don’t…just don’t tell anyone.
Please and thank you.

Posted on Feb 17th, 2011
re: The Canadian Christ Child Speaks (267 comments)

I wasn’t aware this was a debate…
I mean I thought I was just making a joke about the fact that a great deal of shit (such as Bieber) has come out of our “frozen wasteland”, a point that you too seemed to be trying to make, but seeing as travel times in Canada to schools from my igloo is so long, I never really learned the difference between a joking comment and an attack upon your culture and it’s celebrities.

Man, I can’t even say I know what I’ve said that you’re so irked by…If you read my original comment it was clearly apologizing for the existence of Bieber and other Canadian gems such as Nickelback so I don’t know where the idea of me having a huge girl-boner for Bieber came from.

I wasn’t trying to debate with you haha seriously, if I offended you or your country, my bad I suppose and I wasn’t adding a “whoops jk! my insults are actually a joke” to what I said. I suppose sarcasm doesn’t translate as well as I thought, but I assure you it was far from serious.

Here, I’ll help you; read everything I previously wrote that was deemed as an insult, but this time take it as me making fun of my country’s fine wealth of talent. so, get it now?

So, I mean you can go back to your fascinating profile of me if you’d like, but I wasn’t insulting you, or your country or it’s talents in any legitimate way and as for needing the last word, I was just replying to you. By all means though, you can have it if it’s that important to you because I didn’t think this was a pissing match and if this is a “mines bigger” issue, you win by default haha

All in all, you’re country is ballin in my books, I just happen to like mine too. So see, we all win.

Posted on Feb 16th, 2011
re: The Canadian Christ Child Speaks (267 comments)

Oh I’m aware, that’s why I find his comment so hilarious.
Except that our efforts are more so classified as “peacekeeping” I guess, so I don’t know how I would really classify that in relation to “going around and attacking people”

Posted on Feb 16th, 2011
re: The Canadian Christ Child Speaks (267 comments)

Man, I’m obviously just kidding.
Perhaps the concept of a sense of humor hasn’t reached your parts of the trailer park yet, but I gotta say I wasn’t serious.

I’m very aware that Canada isn’t bringin home the bacon with our stellar talent. Except the difference is that me and my ” Tremendous Twat Waffle” can make fun of that and not take it so seriously.

You and your massive menstruating vagina can calm down and yes I enjoy my maple syrup (hate to break it to you too, but we didn’t make the cornerstone on that one, Vermont has quite the conglomerate too)

You’re just coming off as an angry individual.

Posted on Feb 16th, 2011
re: The Canadian Christ Child Speaks (267 comments)

I’d have to disagree there…

Some Canadian musicians or actors may not be as well known, or involved in mainstream media as much as others, but that there isn’t any notable talent.

Unfortunately, the only ones that seem to fit in with the American celebrity ideal are the douchier ones. That seems to suggest not that we don’t have talent worth mentioning, but rather, you just love our leftovers. there’s no shame in that, just own it.

However, I agree with you on the abhorrence that is Bieber and I see your “cunt-nugget” and raise you a “stupid thunder-cunt”