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Posted at 12:56am
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (56 comments)

Well, I’m gonna get down on my knees and start pleasin’ Jesus!

So…the guy who started the ice bucket challenge died in a drowning accident.

Sounds like a bad joke. not a joke.

Posted at 12:46am
re: Jessie Nizewitz Uncensored Vagina (15 comments)

Jesus Christ, is this a hoax? I’m not believing this for a second. VH1 doesn’t still exist does it?

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (16 comments)

Where do you guys get those hats with the bills over the ears like that? I got into all the city stores and the only ones I could find are the ones with the bills in the front.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (14 comments)

That’s so Raven. Sorry, I meant “that’s so MUCH Raven”

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (15 comments)

Chugging red wine from the bottle…hardcore

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (11 comments)

She looks almost pleasant here. I assume it’s a trap.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (28 comments)

Did he lose track of where the hotdog ended and take a bite out of his own arm?

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Michelle Rodriguez & Zac Efron Broke Up (12 comments)

Wait, this doesn’t make sense. Isn’t Michelle Rodriguez a lesbian? And doesn’t Zac Efron have a vagina? It sounds perfect.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (56 comments)

Another family oriented snoozer from Kirk Cameron…I’ll alert the media.

Cameron’s last movie only made $33 million, on a $500k production budget…wait, that doesnt’ seem right. But celebritynetworth.com says he’s only personally worth $20 million…wtf?

I’m not sure how much of this banana act is for real, or just acting…but this “Jesus is cool” thing seems to pay off pretty well. Where do I sign up?