re: Ke$ha Thinks She's Gwyneth Paltrow (20 comments)
Hmm…what do you call a butterface chick who doesn’t have a good body?
Oh right…she’s ugly.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.17.13 (3 comments)
I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m enjoying the unseasonably cool weather.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.17.13 (8 comments)
Morpheus: “”The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. The truth is I have a white dudes arm”
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.17.13 (13 comments)
7 of these items are going in his ass. The other one is an iPhone.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.17.13 (15 comments)
Curse our contemporary building and safety codes! Damn you all to hell!
re: A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham (32 comments)
Nobody is “shaming” Farrah for expressing her sexuality, EVERYBODY is shaming her for her inability to see any path to a career that involves getting a job, and deciding on anal sex as her career of choice.
If someone can’t see the difference between those two things, then that person is probably a slut.
re: Kim Kardashian Crams Her Pregnant Pig Hooves Into Heels (13 comments)
I’m no doctor, but that looks like a pretty good recipe for gangrene to me.
re: Courtney Stodden at Dr. Ava Cadell's Sizzling Sexy Summer of 2013 Seminar (1 comments)
18 years old? Sounds legit to me.
re: Courtney Stodden Says She Has A Sex Tape Now.
Of Course. (43 comments)
Yes, let’s do the math…she says she turned 18 in august, so that means this tape would have been made when she was approximately 42 years old.
re: So Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Allegedly Murdered An Attorney For Allegedly Raping Him (22 comments)
If Kai doesn’t enjoy waking up that way, he’s really going to hate prison.