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Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.22.14 (5 comments)

I like this as much as I liked Crystal Pepsi.

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.22.14 (8 comments)

I saw a headline yesterday “Gene Simmons share the secret to his success”…really, do I even need to click to know the secret is “whore yourself for every possible dollar”?

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.22.14 (5 comments)

“Matthew McConaughey at the 28th American Cinematheque Awards honoring Matthew McConaughey in Beverly Hills”

Jesus Christ…do these people bring an empty wine glass to sniff their own farts, or does the event provide one?

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.22.14 (12 comments)

the picture takes on a whole different connotation if you imagine Jamie saying “oh HELL no!”

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: Tina Fey Just Burned Rob Schneider (37 comments)

Fair question.

She can shit on Adam Sandler spoon feeding Rob Schneider’s career all she likes, but at least Sandler takes care of his friends while they’re still alive.

Can someone explain to me how “via a surrogate” is different from “got her pregnant”?

As unlikable as she is, being female still got her 1/3 the sentence of her husband.

Why bother with the cooter curtains at this point? The tits are out, the ass is out, why not show us you’re really edgy and brave and go full vulva.

There’s a fine line between sexy and skanky…she crossed it like the International Date Line on a flight to Australia, it’s so skank she’s actually skanking tomorrow right now.

Hull breach in sector 69