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Posted on May 7th
re: the-crap-we-missed-0507-00 (81 comments)

If I could human centipede those bitches, I’d go to prison for a very long time.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: Courtney Stodden's Easter Bikini (9 comments)

damn goldfish keep falling out

Posted on Mar 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.30.12 (8 comments)

I don’t care how hard it is to clean velvet, I’ll buy a new fucking ottoman.

Posted on Mar 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.30.12 (14 comments)

I clicked the little thumbs up about a thousand times, but it only worked once.

Posted on Mar 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.30.12 (21 comments)

He was the one from 21 Jump Street everyone expected to be a superstar. No shit.

Posted on Mar 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.30.12 (21 comments)

Just his career

Posted on Mar 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.30.12 (17 comments)

his physique is the very mirror of his comedic talent…flabby, bland and makes me want to look elsewhere.

Posted on Mar 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.30.12 (9 comments)

“…and since this is as far as my mouth opens, I dumped Tommy Lee and started dating Slash”

Alternate joke: something about black microphones.

Posted on Mar 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.30.12 (12 comments)

I’m not sure how big a jerk he is, but he’s getting 360 degree stink-eye like he’s eating the last powerbar on a life raft.

Posted on Mar 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.30.12 (14 comments)

The paparazzi were lucky enough to be ready to snap the instant Josh saw his first mirror since his haircut…