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Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (13 comments)

Jesus, this is what they look like after the photoshopping and blur filters.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (16 comments)

I hope her wish is to jam that trophy up Bieber’s ass. Yeah, let’s make that wish happen.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: Toni Garrn Topless Photos (6 comments)

Leo is so far out of her league I can only assume she does some really freaky stuff. Like butt stuff. Leo’s butt.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (9 comments)

“Next up for auction, a 1966 Shelby Cobra…the bidding will start at $5.5 million”

Leno: “yawn…I guess I could always use another one”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (12 comments)

There’s a joke in there about drowning a camel in the ocean, but it’s getting close to the end of my workday, so …TITTIES!

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (9 comments)

“No dammit, I was in Lord of the Rings, I wasn’t in The Goonies…wait, was I in The Goonies?”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (13 comments)

I remember…and I’m not joking…I remember when she used to be petite and cute. If this is what anal sex does to you, I’m definitely not doing it more than 3 or 4 thousand more times.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (6 comments)

Is…is he draining the life force from her?

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (10 comments)

Awe, I wanna motorboat those puppies. and I don’t mean Coco’s greasy silicone carnival boobs.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (15 comments)

I didn’t know Liev was a musician…and the rusty trombone is an under appreciated instrument.