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Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (19 comments)

Romancing the cheesecake.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (27 comments)

Ok, it’s just not funny any more…why are their fucking asses so goddamn big???

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (19 comments)

michael rapaport wants his goddamn burger back

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (19 comments)

When did Oats turn into Prince?

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (17 comments)

Everything I know about science tells me his tie is too tight.

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (15 comments)

But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints.
I don’t understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me.”

And God said “it was those times I was feeding starving children, punishing those that prey on the weak, and displaying my majesty through miracles and answered prayers…ahh just kidding, I was in Vegas banging hookers. It’s not all about you, you ungrateful fuck”

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (17 comments)

The rock and roll hall of fame musty have a really good buffet

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (19 comments)

Instagram: making barely legal titties grainy and blurry since 2009

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (26 comments)

This picture is from Maxim, four years ago. Because nothing says “confidence” like posting professional edited photos from almost half a decade ago

Posted on Apr 11th
re: Cher Performs Wearing Nipple Pasties (5 comments)

Hah….gross.