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Hmm…what do you call a butterface chick who doesn’t have a good body?

Oh right…she’s ugly.

I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m enjoying the unseasonably cool weather.

Morpheus: “”The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. The truth is I have a white dudes arm”

7 of these items are going in his ass. The other one is an iPhone.

Curse our contemporary building and safety codes! Damn you all to hell!

Nobody is “shaming” Farrah for expressing her sexuality, EVERYBODY is shaming her for her inability to see any path to a career that involves getting a job, and deciding on anal sex as her career of choice.

If someone can’t see the difference between those two things, then that person is probably a slut.

I’m no doctor, but that looks like a pretty good recipe for gangrene to me.

18 years old? Sounds legit to me.

Yes, let’s do the math…she says she turned 18 in august, so that means this tape would have been made when she was approximately 42 years old.

If Kai doesn’t enjoy waking up that way, he’s really going to hate prison.