re: Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk & Flashing Her Panties (6 comments)
“That’s right…now keep your mouth just like that, crawl over to me and unzip my pants.”
“Does this mean I’ll get the part?”
“Sure does, I wouldn’t lie to you”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (48 comments)
That’s one helluva girdle she’s wearing.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.28.14 (18 comments)
You’re one UGLY mudderfucka.
re: Miley Cyrus Riding A Giant Inflatable Penis at G-A-Y Nightclub (6 comments)
I really am surprised we haven’t gotten a sex tape of her yet. Her concerts seem to be preview trailers for it.
re: George Clooney Got Engaged (22 comments)
I think he just keeps misreading her name as Anal and that sealed the deal.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (15 comments)
This woman understands why Instragram was invented.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.11.14 (38 comments)
Well done Ruckus… well done.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.6.14 (14 comments)
I now understand…thank you sir.
re: 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Has A Trailer (15 comments)
It’s always funny how people get mad that a movie based on a cartoon whose sole purpose was to sell toys to kids in the 80s get incensed about a lack of story and plot in said action movie. (whose main purpose is to sell toys to kids and manchildren)
re: ‘Sir Topham Hatt has a new tanker for the roundhouse.’ (6 comments)
Holy shit that was a good one. Nice to see Kim’s pimpmom is watching over the whoring…