re: Here's Jessie Nizewitz's Unblurred Vagina That She's Suing VH1 $10 Million For Airing (56 comments)
if you don’t hear it, you’re sure to smell it.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (14 comments)
She’s taking tips from Coco now.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (40 comments)
“Sloth love Chunk!”
re: Tony Stewart Not Facing Criminal Charges For Killing Kevin Ward (42 comments)
Every comment section on various news sites have erupted in Nascar fans shouting at each other, much like the Hatfields and Mccoys. Only this time it’s Tony Stewart fans vs. people who hate Tony Stewart. It would be entertaining to read if it wasn’t so stupid. I’d vote this is a bit of natural selection because why the fuck would you think it was a good idea to walk onto the track when the cars are still racing, caution flag or not, it’s a fucking mud track and walking onto it while cars are still moving is stupid.
re: Lindsay Lohan Falling Down Drunk & Flashing Her Panties (6 comments)
“That’s right…now keep your mouth just like that, crawl over to me and unzip my pants.”
“Does this mean I’ll get the part?”
“Sure does, I wouldn’t lie to you”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (48 comments)
That’s one helluva girdle she’s wearing.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.28.14 (18 comments)
You’re one UGLY mudderfucka.
re: Miley Cyrus Riding A Giant Inflatable Penis at G-A-Y Nightclub (6 comments)
I really am surprised we haven’t gotten a sex tape of her yet. Her concerts seem to be preview trailers for it.
re: George Clooney Got Engaged (22 comments)
I think he just keeps misreading her name as Anal and that sealed the deal.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (15 comments)
This woman understands why Instragram was invented.