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Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (21 comments)

This is what Bruce Jenner is aspiring to look like.

Posted on Oct 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (21 comments)

‘It’s too late…I’ve seen it…I’ve seen everything’

Posted on Sep 25th
re: Bertney & The Duchess' Underwear (21 comments)

Fish, these stories make up for the times you sometimes touch our no no zones. Well done.

Holy shit. Can you imagine the sheer amount of crazy that Kanye’s going to be spewing now? He’ll probably start making Nick Nolte or Gary Busey look sane.

if you don’t hear it, you’re sure to smell it.

Posted on Aug 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (14 comments)

She’s taking tips from Coco now.

Posted on Aug 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (40 comments)

“Sloth love Chunk!”

Every comment section on various news sites have erupted in Nascar fans shouting at each other, much like the Hatfields and Mccoys. Only this time it’s Tony Stewart fans vs. people who hate Tony Stewart. It would be entertaining to read if it wasn’t so stupid. I’d vote this is a bit of natural selection because why the fuck would you think it was a good idea to walk onto the track when the cars are still racing, caution flag or not, it’s a fucking mud track and walking onto it while cars are still moving is stupid.

“That’s right…now keep your mouth just like that, crawl over to me and unzip my pants.”
“Does this mean I’ll get the part?”
“Sure does, I wouldn’t lie to you”

Posted on Jun 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (48 comments)

That’s one helluva girdle she’s wearing.