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if you don’t hear it, you’re sure to smell it.

Posted on Aug 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (14 comments)

She’s taking tips from Coco now.

Posted on Aug 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (39 comments)

“Sloth love Chunk!”

Every comment section on various news sites have erupted in Nascar fans shouting at each other, much like the Hatfields and Mccoys. Only this time it’s Tony Stewart fans vs. people who hate Tony Stewart. It would be entertaining to read if it wasn’t so stupid. I’d vote this is a bit of natural selection because why the fuck would you think it was a good idea to walk onto the track when the cars are still racing, caution flag or not, it’s a fucking mud track and walking onto it while cars are still moving is stupid.

“That’s right…now keep your mouth just like that, crawl over to me and unzip my pants.”
“Does this mean I’ll get the part?”
“Sure does, I wouldn’t lie to you”

Posted on Jun 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (48 comments)

That’s one helluva girdle she’s wearing.

Posted on May 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.28.14 (18 comments)

You’re one UGLY mudderfucka.

I really am surprised we haven’t gotten a sex tape of her yet. Her concerts seem to be preview trailers for it.

Posted on Apr 28th
re: George Clooney Got Engaged (22 comments)

I think he just keeps misreading her name as Anal and that sealed the deal.

Posted on Mar 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (15 comments)

This woman understands why Instragram was invented.