Profile

Latest Comments

Mel Gibson using the nazi salute after what he calls his own Nuremburg trial.

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: Cooking With Charlie Sheen (37 comments)

Suddenly thousands of Scientologists convert to Charliasm

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: Lindsay's Breasts Went to Court Again (85 comments)

Sorry, who is this girl? Why is she important?

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: The Situation Booed Off Stage at Donald Trump Roast (75 comments)

I give you exibit “A” that the theory of evolution needs to be re-assesed

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: 0310-mike-situation-sorrentino-trump-roast-00 (5 comments)

I give you Jersey Shore as proof that the theory of evolution is false.

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: 0310-britney-amber-charlie-sheen-01 (4 comments)

Her parents tried to be supportive when she wanted the breast implant surgery at 16. They stood behind her when she started stripping for eightballs at 18. Dad even encouraged her by showing her porn movie to all the guys at work at 21…but this is the last straw!!! No parent deserves to see his daughter fall this far from grace.

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: 0310-ashlee-simpson-pete-wentz-00 (4 comments)

Bob Dylan’s retarded cousin Elron

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: 0311-charlie-sheen-police-raid-03 (2 comments)

And in other news, Charlie Sheen has decided to audition for the part of Coked out Smurf.

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: 0311-john-travolta-kelly-preston-baby-00 (7 comments)

Yeah but when will the kid be able to take on Mothra? The poor Japanese have been suffering long enough.

Posted on Mar 12th, 2011
re: 0311-matthew-mcconaughey-mom-flash-00 (5 comments)

Oh nice! I love beef jerky!