re: Lindsay Lohan Thinks She's Poised For A Hollywood Comeback (13 comments)
I honestly don’t know much about Rourke, so I’ll leave that aside.
RDJ had some other stuff going for him…like being intelligent, funny, still devastatingly handsome, and having the ability to act at an A-list level. Lohan…not so much.
Not to my knowledge, statute is up in all the cases I’ve seen so far.
That’s true. Being concerned with social justice does, though.
I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says, “Shenanigans.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.20.14 (13 comments)
It’s telling that upon Googling her to find out who the fuck she is, the second result is literally “Who On Earth Is Phoebe Price?”
re: Bill Cosby's Lawyer: 'Janice Dickinson Is A Liar' (69 comments)
I think from now on when some rape apologist starts spewing bullshit, I’m not even going to bother attempting reasoned discussion, I’m just going to make loud farting noises at them. It’s just as productive and far less time intensive.
re: Let's Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else (10 comments)
Those are some really nice fake tits with some REALLY unfortunate nipples…
re: Mama June: 'TMZ Photoshopped Me Next To A Child Molester' (11 comments)
It’s the transitive property of photoshop. If she can prove that one photo is doctored, all the other photos are doctored as well. You can’t argue with science.
Seriously, my disgust with this is absolutely overwhelming…and I have a fairly high tolerance for disgust.
re: Kim Kardashian Naked Ass (52 comments)
Really? I clicked it and was disappointed.
re: The Bill Cosby Meme Generator Went Well (28 comments)
Unfortunately, so long as you’re not directly affecting anyone with actual power or importance, money pretty much is a get out of most things free pass (well, not free, because money, but you know what I mean). Couple that with Bill Cosby’s family appeal and, well, there you go.