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While I have run into all sorts of folks talking at movies, in my experience I usually have the most trouble with three groups, all of them white. The first are teenagers who will constantly titter at each other, the second are middle aged dudes who may be drunk and haven’t noticed that the movie has started, and the third are old women who must loudly ask whoever they’re with who everyone is and what just happened after each scene. Fucking white people, man…

Between the two of them I enjoyed Star Trek more, but I think Iron Man was the better movie.

Technically just “tribble”

…you know…assuming they don’t have any trouble…

Yeah, the people most vocally bitching about violence in the media are the NRA…of course they only seem to do it when people have the audacity to question our country’s piss-poor ways of dealing with gun violence.

**Spoilers**

Honestly, I’m not sure why people get all up in arms when the main character doesn’t do absolutely everything. While the Big Bad coming back from the MK 42 explosion was superfluous in and of itself, the fact that Pepper stopped him was fine, just as Rhodes saving the president was fine.

I do agree that the final battle was a Transformers-esque mess, I’ve never been a huge fan of frantic CGI saturated fight scenes. They can be done well, but most of the time they seem to end up being more like this.

I was actually OK with the Mandarin. It was somewhat clever to get around the fact that the Mandarin is a racist caricature by making him a literal racist caricature. A lot of people seem to be suffering gnerd-rage over this one point, perhaps I didn’t care enough about the original character. I will say this, though, I was vaguely disappointed that Raza wasn’t involved. You know…that guy that hates Stark…who is the only bad guy to survive the first film…who was the leader of the Ten Rings…y’know…jez sayin’

To be fair, when Gordon is being a raging dick there is usually a reason for it. He plays it up for the U.S. Kitchen Nightmares and Hell’s Kitchen, but in general he’s trying to get a point across. She was just being ridiculous.

Boring as tap water, but I agree she is pretty smoking in the looks department.

There are a lot of really cool porn stars out there, it’s just most of them are being cool rather than doing stuff that’s noteworthy, so they tend not to get much attention.

I’m guessing most porn stars are likely vaccinated against the dangerous forms of HPV, and given the prevalence of the disease in the general public it’s largely pointless to try and control the kinds that don’t cause cancer.

I am mildly surprised that they don’t test for herpes…assuming they don’t actually do it and you are mistaken.

And yet, here you are, suckling at the teats of the scum you so deride. Paparazzi are just people doing a job, providing a product that you yourself are consuming by coming to sites like this. You’re welcome to hate the paparazzi, but doing it on a celebrity gossip rag is massively hypocritical.