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Maybe it’s the body of a goddess AND a princess, just jammed in there together. That would explain the haunches and all the lumps everywhere.

I fixed it…. now Wikipedia says He was a gun-toting, justice-dealing, bible-writing savior. Like Walker Texas Ranger without the hipster glorification.

….or “Ice-T’s Piece Theater.”

If her show doesn’t have a title yet, I suggest “Assterpiece Theater.”

“Now, when you say these heels are ‘reinforced,’ what kind of stress-load are we talking?”

He must not have heard them whispering “but I swear he sounded white on the phone” as he left.

Turns out that Snoop and Peter Dinklage are the same size.

…when the “Twilight” vampires aren’t gay enough…

Two dudes who blue themselves.

He just found out he’s late for the Ricky Martin concert.