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Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011
re: 0422-the-superficial-comments-30 (21 comments)

Maybe it’s the body of a goddess AND a princess, just jammed in there together. That would explain the haunches and all the lumps everywhere.

I fixed it…. now Wikipedia says He was a gun-toting, justice-dealing, bible-writing savior. Like Walker Texas Ranger without the hipster glorification.

Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
re: 0421-the-crap-we-missed-14 (22 comments)

….or “Ice-T’s Piece Theater.”

Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
re: 0421-the-crap-we-missed-14 (22 comments)

If her show doesn’t have a title yet, I suggest “Assterpiece Theater.”

Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
re: 0421-the-crap-we-missed-13 (10 comments)

“Now, when you say these heels are ‘reinforced,’ what kind of stress-load are we talking?”

Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
re: 0421-the-crap-we-missed-18 (17 comments)

He must not have heard them whispering “but I swear he sounded white on the phone” as he left.

Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
re: 0421-the-crap-we-missed-07 (33 comments)

Turns out that Snoop and Peter Dinklage are the same size.

Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
re: 0421-the-crap-we-missed-20 (64 comments)

…when the “Twilight” vampires aren’t gay enough…

Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
re: 0420-the-crap-we-missed-14 (17 comments)

Two dudes who blue themselves.

Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
re: 0420-the-crap-we-missed-10 (19 comments)

He just found out he’s late for the Ricky Martin concert.