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Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (28 comments)

Of all the goddamn internet, I go and find Rule 34 acted out in my own country? That’s… pretty awesome actually.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (3 comments)

I see chicks do this all the time. Someone oughta tell them trees are a whole of a lot harder to topple than they seem.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (12 comments)

Kudoz for the not two-gallon bottle of not water.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (12 comments)

Yeah, I can see the family resembl-wait.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (25 comments)

And this is nothing. You should see the Germans’ faces when she startes at-at-at-ing ath them just after frying the white dove with her laser gun.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (22 comments)

Selfie Campaigns are probably a necessary thing, what with the appalling dearth of selfies ravaging the globe right now.
Next, I propose a Fap Awareness Day.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (32 comments)

Yes, that’s a face I would trust to legally represent me.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: That's Heidi Klum Completely Topless (16 comments)

…and to think all it took for this dude to tap that was to casually hand her his camera…

Posted on Apr 16th
re: Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Photos: Tulum, Mexico (26 comments)

If there’s anything akin to comic “timing” in comment sections, this nick+comment combo is as close to Patton Oswalt as we’re likely to get. Bravo, sir!

Berry nice, but why do Jackman’s bone claws sound like metal?
I’ve been bone-clawed before and it didn’t sound anything like holy shit did I say that out loud?