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That is a tight body! Now I just have to dream of her face as if its “Scent of a Woman” 1992 and I’m fucking happy! Never did like her being tanned like a roast pig for Burn Notice…..

Hey Jared some one called JT just called on the count of pic#1?

Sweet Jesus, Kelly Preston really does look like an older Mary-Louise Parker in the crappy vid? What a waste! Both MILFS ! JT your are gay! (like Elaine saids to George, “Your Bald !”)

Please all superficial fanatics look at Pic#13…..Not all the ppl at this event were the beautiful people! Major Sperm Whale at the back! PALE,UTTERLY GROSSLY OVERWEIGHT AND TRYING TO HIDE ITS WEIGHT BY WEARING BLACK CLOTHES!HaHaHaHa!

Anyone notice the cigarette in her hand waving to the paparazzi ? Not only does she smell of semen but of cigarettes! Which is worse for a WHORE?

Let me get this straight, that is her 21 yr old son right?Jesus Fucken Christ he is really Fugly period ! The stress of having something that gross must have really fucked her up in terms of ageing Serious the poor horses that had to die for the hair extension must a fucken trifecta !

“A flat jacket to me” MuHaHaHaHa-So true! Those Gladiator era shoes are shite period! If your gonna run on hot 100+F cement for god sake put real runners on.The only ppl that run barefoot is some fucken South American tribe that run on dirt,sand and rocks …..They train all their lives for it….Plus they don’t eat donuts while their running for 1/2 hr…………..

Please, do you really think she gives a fuck about being on a Turkish Cosmo? Like Fish states,” Where’s my cut for being on that cover Bitches?

As “Doc Schweinstrudel” comments,Photo Credits: Allure, Splash News, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski,.Silvio Berlousconi.
Sorry Dude but no win ! I looked her up on Wikipedia as to find out who the fuck she is and she was born, born July 2, 1985. So 2011 she is 26yrs old! Hence she may look 16-17 yrs old, but Woody Allen, Roman Polanski,.and Silvio Berlousconi wouldn’t even touch this old hag as they like