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Posted on Jun 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.16.14 (17 comments)

Subtitle Melons “Jackie… John… Ching… Chong…”

Posted on Jun 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.6.14 (9 comments)

An artsy ode to Hef’s petrified wood. Classy.

Posted on Jun 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.6.14 (17 comments)

I can’t tell where the leather ends and the…. Lohan begins.

Posted on Jun 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.2.14 (35 comments)

Farrah at her weekly “deep conditioning” treatment.

I seriously can’t get over this outfit. How do you even walk in that shit? Who picks that out? She looks like a trash bag full of leaves.

Kim Kardashian should be on every worst dressed list, ever. She looks so uncomfortable always, and makes me uncomfortable just looking at her. Boooo.

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.24.14 (19 comments)

Hands up if you legit thought this was the Lena Dunham pic.

Posted on Apr 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.23.14 (26 comments)

Gotcha! Still playing the circle game *dick punch*

Posted on Apr 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.23.14 (11 comments)

OMG i’m going to see this in two weeks, so psyched.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: Heidi Klum Topless Bikini Photos: Tulum, Mexico (26 comments)

I can’t see anything past the gaping bear rectum in the background.