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Posted on Nov 10th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.9.12 (33 comments)

“Look you guys, I’m just a little upset that Samantha Ronson wouldn’t let me borrow her skinny jeans and sneakers. It’s not fair, eh? At least she let me wear her pretty bracelet and angst-ridden expression, so we’re basically even. Bieber out.”

Posted on Oct 16th, 2012
re: JWoww's Fiance Seems Nice (19 comments)

Edited out of the post-scuffle commentary: J-Woww remarking, “Good thing I had an agreement in place with Roger that he can throw me around anywhere as long as it’s from the neck down. The boobs have had time to settle; they’ll bounce back, if you will. The face, however, is newly constructed and may not sustain significant blows. Whew.”

Posted on Oct 16th, 2012
re: Octomom Hammered During The 'Hot Mess' Drag Review (8 comments)

In every picture there’s always a black drag queen in braided pigtails with hair rollers wearing a cheesy Wal-Mart dress, old school Converse All-Stars and carrying a Home Depot swag bag, saying it all with their condescending index finger.

Posted on Sep 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.24.12 (31 comments)

Not only can I wear matching shirts with my girlfriend, but how cool is it that we wear the same size too?

Posted on Sep 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.24.12 (25 comments)

Um, sorry but the “weird little lady hand” belongs to the little old lady standing right next to him, Almost a great observation, though.

Posted on Jul 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.5.12 (17 comments)

“Oh, this isn’t the casting call for the Sixth Sense sequel? I was already in character and everything. Where’s the coke, then?”