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Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.1.13 (44 comments)

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but somehow this reminds me of the scene in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey births himself out of a rubber rhinoceros.

Posted on Sep 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.25.13 (21 comments)

Ma’am, I told you…he doesn’t need a boarding pass if he’s riding in your lap.

Posted on Sep 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (20 comments)

Am I doing it right? This is how Miley does it, right??

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (25 comments)

“If we’re gonna re-enact this Miley Cyrus twerking thing, I should be wearing the Robin Thicke/Beetlejuice pants…”

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.29.13 (12 comments)

That explains a lot.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.29.13 (8 comments)

She stole that shirt from Simon.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.29.13 (12 comments)

I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Posted on Jul 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.22.13 (14 comments)

Hug him like that again, and I’ll eat you, too.

Posted on Jul 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.16.13 (21 comments)

George Zimmerman made the jump into the witness protection program at lightening speed…

Posted on Jul 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.8.13 (37 comments)

“That paparazzi just called me Martha Plimpton. Who the hell is Martha Plimpton??”