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Posted at 1:01am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (13 comments)

“Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed”

Posted at 12:58am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (12 comments)

Finally! I’ve been waiting for a Rocky Horror Picture Show sequel for YEARS!

Posted at 12:56am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (18 comments)

“That’s odd, this tube sock wasn’t that loose earlier today.”

Posted at 12:54am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (14 comments)

That is NOT the correct way to motorboat an underage child!

Posted at 12:53am
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (8 comments)

CONGRATULATIONS, Judah! You finally did something funny!

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (18 comments)

“Ma’am. It’s not going to fit your baby AND your ass…It’s only a stretch limo, after all!”

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (21 comments)

What is that God-awful looking furry thing? And why is it kissing that poor dog?

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

Wow. A box of Sharpies AND a 2.5 ounce water? Those celebrities are SO spoiled!

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (24 comments)

I’ll take the multi-colored SUV in the middle, please.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (18 comments)

Thought bubbles from both heads: “Well that’s the LAST time I use Tinder!”