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Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011
re: 0823-the-crap-we-missed-09 (37 comments)

“Kim Kardashian is married, right? Maybe if I look like her I can get married. The engagement rings in my purse are starting to get heavy.”

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011
re: 0823-the-crap-we-missed-02 (11 comments)

Am I the only person who’s ever noticed how freakishly long his neck is?

Posted on Aug 18th, 2011
re: 0818-the-crap-we-missed-13 (15 comments)

You look like a current pedophile in this picture.

Posted on Aug 18th, 2011
re: 0818-the-crap-we-missed-11 (18 comments)

Growing a large beard does not make you look less bald.

Posted on Aug 18th, 2011
re: 0818-the-crap-we-missed-10 (14 comments)

Wow she’s retarded. Princess? Are her other kids named Unicorn and Pony?

Posted on Aug 18th, 2011
re: 0818-the-crap-we-missed-23 (15 comments)

Her boob job has left her with a permanent titty hard on. I decided.

Posted on Aug 18th, 2011
re: 0817-the-crap-we-missed-19 (17 comments)

I don’t hate Eurasians. I hate when people make themselves orange on purpose. That’s not racist that’s…normal.

Posted on Aug 18th, 2011
re: 0817-the-crap-we-missed-14 (36 comments)

Win.

Posted on Aug 17th, 2011
re: 0817-the-crap-we-missed-17 (26 comments)

“Maybe if I close my eyes my Dad will stop existing.”

Posted on Aug 17th, 2011
re: 0817-the-crap-we-missed-19 (17 comments)

Why do pretty Asian girls fake tan themselves until they’re gross? I’m lookin’ at you, Tila Tequila.