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“Kim Kardashian is married, right? Maybe if I look like her I can get married. The engagement rings in my purse are starting to get heavy.”

Am I the only person who’s ever noticed how freakishly long his neck is?

You look like a current pedophile in this picture.

Growing a large beard does not make you look less bald.

Wow she’s retarded. Princess? Are her other kids named Unicorn and Pony?

Her boob job has left her with a permanent titty hard on. I decided.

I don’t hate Eurasians. I hate when people make themselves orange on purpose. That’s not racist that’s…normal.

Win.

“Maybe if I close my eyes my Dad will stop existing.”

Why do pretty Asian girls fake tan themselves until they’re gross? I’m lookin’ at you, Tila Tequila.