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Breastseses. That is all.

Goddess.

Yeah, you’ve been jaded by 20 years of Internet porn.

I’m putting a jihad on the Superfish if they ever discontinue this weekly post. This is why God and His army of Immortals [horny dudes created the Internet.

The face is entering track wreck territory.

But, oh, those titties. It’s amazing the stuff I’ll put up with from a nice pair of titties. Seriously. Why did I do this? Why did I allow that? How did I let myself get into this situation?

Titties. If it ain’t money, it’s titties.

Goddamn those things.

Ian Ziering is still alive? Some innocent 8-year-old in Boston gets blown to bits by a couple of a-hole Chechens, but Ian Ziering gets to live on? What the hell kind of a world is this?

I don’t know who either of those people are, but I’d venture to guess that the blonde dude with frosted hair and permanent gay-face isn’t nearly as interested in that chick’s lady-parts as I am.

I don’t know what’s going on here, but I generally approve anyway.

What, uh, what’s going on here?

they can also be used as flotation devices.