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Posted on Dec 4th
re: Ela Rose Bikini Photos: San Diego (9 comments)

Make fun of her fake tits all you want, they look good on her.

Posted on Dec 3rd
re: Kourtney Kardashian Poses Nude While Pregnant (18 comments)

Did you know that all sorts of new and nasty things will leak out of a woman’s vagina when she’s pregnant? Not the usual stuff, but new stuff. Nasty stuff. Did you know that? ‘Cause I didn’t. But I learned. I learned the wrong way. And now I can’t forget it.

Just thought you should know this. If I can save just one of you…

Nope, I don’t give a shit. Haven’t cared about this person for a long, long time — if ever.

Posted on Dec 1st
re: Madonna Poses Topless For 'Interview' (39 comments)

I saw those 30 years ago when they were in near-mint condition. Why the fuck would I want to see them now?

Posted on Nov 19th
re: Kat Torres Bikini Photos: Los Angeles (2 comments)

I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I like it.

Posted on Nov 12th
re: Maitland Ward Nude Topless Photos (3 comments)

I spent a wonderful weekend at the Cape with those photos of Maitland Ward in a see-thru outfit. We laughed. We danced. We frolicked in the surf and on the sand.

Posted on Nov 12th
re: Maitland Ward Nude Topless Photos (3 comments)

1. “Descent into the Maelstrom” is a story by Edgar Allen Poe.
2. I like boobies.

Posted on Nov 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.6.14 (14 comments)

“You girls ever met my friend, Dirty Sanchez?”

Posted on Oct 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.30.14 (15 comments)

She’s not a lesbian. she’s just equal opportunity.

Posted on Oct 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.30.14 (9 comments)

Just because it’s legal to dress like that doesn’t mean you should.