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Posted on Sep 24th
re: Ashley Lee Bikini Photos (4 comments)

I have no idea who this person is.

Also, I am now thirsty.

I like the way the models are looking at Bertney as if to say “If you come one step closer, I will knock you the fuck out, bitch.”

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (33 comments)

I’d also hit it. Sure, she’s weird and dumb, but she’s also hot and she wouldn’t be the first weird, dumb, hot girl I’ve porked. That’s life.

Posted on Aug 28th
re: Lara Bingle Topless (12 comments)

You noticed!

Posted on Aug 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (15 comments)

Hitting the tip jar.

Posted on Aug 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (15 comments)

Nick Nolte here I come!

Posted on Aug 28th
re: Lara Bingle Topless (8 comments)

I think I can speak for the vast majority of heterosexual and sighted men on this planet when I say “HOLYFUCKINGCHRISTMASCRACKERSGODDAYUM!”

Posted on Aug 28th
re: Lara Bingle Topless (8 comments)

That x1000. Prove it or shut it.

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (19 comments)

Tits.

This has been another episode of Easy Answers to Stupid Questions.

See you tomorrow.

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (28 comments)

Next year: Pecker implants.