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I’m not saying that Kevin’s reverted to eating his kids to get out of child support, but someone should probably do a head count at Shar Jackson’s house…

Can someone tell Charlie that tiger’s blood and coke doesn’t actually constitute a balanced diet?

Mel always struck me as an ” I slap with my fists” kind of guy…

She should receive the Guinness World Record for “Most [unappealing] Nip Slips.” I assume she hasn’t gotten it yet because everyone has refused to do the official count-up.

Frankie Muniz has a twitter account? That’s more surprising than when I found out I was following Gilbert Gotfried on Friday…

While the picture may be slightly NSFW, one of the thumbnails from the video results from the Bing search engine thing is very NSFW…I need to go wash my eyes with bleach…

Lindsay Lohan will die sooner or later, just like the rest of us. However, the difference between her dying and Mr. Cannell dying is that no one will have a nice thing to say about her. Even her parents will be too busy blaming and suing the courts/rehab centers/each other to make time to write a kind obituary for her.

Nicely written Fish.

Wish they had announced this before I shelled out all that money for my “Lindsay Behind Bars!” themed cake. Dammit…

Anyone else notice her fly’s down? Just me and my annoying eye for detail? Fair enough…