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Kim is holding Luigi captive under her jacket #FreeLuigi

Posted on Oct 17th, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Back (97 comments)

Enhance…enhance…enhance…

You do you, Chris. That means killing yourself, right? I’m not hip to what the kids are saying these days.

Posted on Sep 3rd, 2013
re: Hayden Panettiere Bikini Photos: Miami Beach (4 comments)

That was really thoughtful of JWoww, taking her boobs out and leaving them in a bowl on the nightstand before meeting Hayden.

Posted on Aug 15th, 2013
re: Lindsay Lohan's In The New Season of 'Eastbound And Down' (23 comments)

It actually makes a lot of sense. KP and LL are kindred spirits.

Posted on Aug 13th, 2013
re: Kris Humphries' Rebound Made A Sex Tape Called 'The Anti-Kim' (29 comments)

I wonder how many Leeloo Multi Pass’s you can fit into that get up

Posted on Jun 11th, 2013
re: Edward Snowden's (Alleged) Girlfriend Lindsay Mills (1 comments)

She should probably use this pose more often during shoots.

Posted on Jun 10th, 2013
re: Miley Cyrus Is Twerking Again (35 comments)

Thou shalt not twerk without thy tools of twerking

Posted on Apr 15th, 2013
re: Ireland Baldwin Bikini Photos: Coachella (1 comments)

I’ll take People Trying Too Hard To Look LIke Hipsters for $600 Alex.

Take that offer to PornHub and see if they can top it.