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I’ll take People Trying Too Hard To Look LIke Hipsters for $600 Alex.

Take that offer to PornHub and see if they can top it.

It’s really rock star to say fuck a zillion times like a 10 year old that, for the first time, is without parental supervision.

I keep telling people Cyndi Lauper doesn’t look a day over 40.

Mother Nature…I know we’ve fucked with you a lot over the years, but now would be a great time of an 80 mph gust of wind.

Wow, she looks great in that picture. White hair is definitely her color.

Being Dinklage — Pro: Accidentally walk into famous women’s crotches, claim accident. Con: Accidentally walk into Michael Fassbender, suffer severe brain damage.

“Damn, look at the ass on that Cylon.” – Gaius Baltar

That’s an argument in favor if you ask me.

I still think Blake beats Minka’s little sister everyday of the week.