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re: Kylie Jenner Tweets Photo of Khloe Kardashian With Her Real Dad, Pretends It's A Joke (42 comments)
Wow, she looks great in that picture. White hair is definitely her color.
re: GOLDEN GLOBES: One Dinklage To Rule Them All (16 comments)
Being Dinklage — Pro: Accidentally walk into famous women’s crotches, claim accident. Con: Accidentally walk into Michael Fassbender, suffer severe brain damage.
re: Amber Rose Forgives Kim Kardashian For Having Sex With Kanye West (27 comments)
“Damn, look at the ass on that Cylon.” – Gaius Baltar
re: Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively (56 comments)
That’s an argument in favor if you ask me.
re: Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively (56 comments)
I still think Blake beats Minka’s little sister everyday of the week.
re: Sasha Grey Will Never Stop Touching Your Kids (184 comments)
I once saw her go down on a woman; then a woman go down on her. Then the two of them put on strap-ons and made a third woman a coffee table. The title of that film was ‘Sharing is Caring’. Kids across America, take note.
Also, I saw it 74 times.
re: Jennifer Lopez Is Playing Carmen Sandiego Now (21 comments)
Whether or not I watch this depends entirely on Rockapella’s involvement in the storyline.
re: Zooey Deschanel is Getting Divorced, Too (59 comments)
You loving Bones doesn’t make the sister hotter.
re: JWoww Was Jugs Malone (22 comments)
Jugsy Seigel. Meh, she’d never be that rent-a-gansta Malone, see.



















re: 'Happy Birthday, Mr. President...' (59 comments)
Mother Nature…I know we’ve fucked with you a lot over the years, but now would be a great time of an 80 mph gust of wind.