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Mother Nature…I know we’ve fucked with you a lot over the years, but now would be a great time of an 80 mph gust of wind.

Wow, she looks great in that picture. White hair is definitely her color.

Being Dinklage — Pro: Accidentally walk into famous women’s crotches, claim accident. Con: Accidentally walk into Michael Fassbender, suffer severe brain damage.

“Damn, look at the ass on that Cylon.” – Gaius Baltar

That’s an argument in favor if you ask me.

I still think Blake beats Minka’s little sister everyday of the week.

I once saw her go down on a woman; then a woman go down on her. Then the two of them put on strap-ons and made a third woman a coffee table. The title of that film was ‘Sharing is Caring’. Kids across America, take note.

Also, I saw it 74 times.

Whether or not I watch this depends entirely on Rockapella’s involvement in the storyline.

You loving Bones doesn’t make the sister hotter.

Jugsy Seigel. Meh, she’d never be that rent-a-gansta Malone, see.