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re: Miss Teen Delaware Offered $250,000 Porn Contract, Should Probably Take It (47 comments)
Take that offer to PornHub and see if they can top it.
re: Billie Joe Armstrong Checks Into Rehab After Flipping Out About Not Being Justin Bieber (94 comments)
It’s really rock star to say fuck a zillion times like a 10 year old that, for the first time, is without parental supervision.
re: Amanda Bynes Was In Another Car Accident (40 comments)
I keep telling people Cyndi Lauper doesn’t look a day over 40.
re: 'Happy Birthday, Mr. President...' (59 comments)
Mother Nature…I know we’ve fucked with you a lot over the years, but now would be a great time of an 80 mph gust of wind.
re: Kylie Jenner Tweets Photo of Khloe Kardashian With Her Real Dad, Pretends It's A Joke (42 comments)
Wow, she looks great in that picture. White hair is definitely her color.
re: GOLDEN GLOBES: One Dinklage To Rule Them All (16 comments)
Being Dinklage — Pro: Accidentally walk into famous women’s crotches, claim accident. Con: Accidentally walk into Michael Fassbender, suffer severe brain damage.
re: Amber Rose Forgives Kim Kardashian For Having Sex With Kanye West (27 comments)
“Damn, look at the ass on that Cylon.” – Gaius Baltar
re: Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively (57 comments)
That’s an argument in favor if you ask me.
re: Leighton Meester Looked Better Than Blake Lively (57 comments)
I still think Blake beats Minka’s little sister everyday of the week.



















re: Ireland Baldwin Bikini Photos: Coachella (1 comments)
I’ll take People Trying Too Hard To Look LIke Hipsters for $600 Alex.