re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.7.14 (27 comments)
I mean, she’s pretty and all, but what a fucktard. And mowing the lawn in shoes like that is just insensible.
re: Kim Kardashian's Breasts: The Hamptons (5 comments)
Her face, which used to be really naturally beautiful and exotic-looking (like 10 years ago), is completely destroyed. She looks puffy and terrible. That goes for the face and the body.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.23.14 (12 comments)
Mark Ruffalo… am I the only one who adores this under-appreciated hottie???
re: Let's Play 'Which Kardashian Did The Game Bang?' (26 comments)
She totally ruined her face. And why does it always look like it’s covered in Crisco?
re: Miley Cyrus Destroyed Robin Thicke & Paula Patton's Marriage (29 comments)
If that VMA performance destroyed their marriage, then it probably already had a bazillion flaws.
re: Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen & Lily Aldridge's Butts Are Your 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover (16 comments)
Am I the only one who thinks Chrissy Teigen is a ginormous butterface?
re: Farrah Abraham Hired A Fake Boyfriend For 'Couples Therapy' (17 comments)
She makes me sad. She’d be really cute if she weren’t such a slutty moron.
re: Jennifer Lawrence Will Talk About Butt Plugs Now (26 comments)
I love her, but that haircut is not working for her at all. :-(
re: Miley Cyrus Banged Kellan Lutz (16 comments)
Although he strikes me as being really unintelligent, he is sexy as hell. Good for her! I won’t really think about this situation wiith any depth.
re: Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News (15 comments)
Adriana Lima will always be my favorite angel. I don’t think Karlie is even close to her caliber.