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I don’t even feel badly for her because she acts like such a rude bitch.

HAHAHA!!!! This is true. We can get it all out of our systems while mocking Chris Brown and Lindsay Lohan. Then we can use our positive energy on people who matter!

Thank you… I think? :-)

BWAHAHAHA. Not exactly sure what you mean, but it still made me chuckle.

Nilla wafers are delicious. Communion wafers are not very tasty, but they’re the body of Christ- I think that’s what people are supposed to focus on instead of taste. :-)

I have been a practicing Catholic my whole life. I have always agreed with this- I don’t buy that premarital sex and missing Mass send you straight to Hell. That is absurd. What will send you to hell is acting like a dick your whole life. Be nice to everyone you meet. The end.

She doesn’t age. She has looked exactly the same for as long as I can remember- Lucky for her, she’s gorgeous!

She has the weird, unattractive legs of a former fattie.

He is one of the creepiest-looking little weirdos I’ve ever seen. Everything I have seen and heard about this “award” show makes me want to die.

They both look like ginormous chodes here.