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Posted on Jul 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.7.14 (27 comments)

I mean, she’s pretty and all, but what a fucktard. And mowing the lawn in shoes like that is just insensible.

Posted on Jul 3rd
re: Kim Kardashian's Breasts: The Hamptons (5 comments)

Her face, which used to be really naturally beautiful and exotic-looking (like 10 years ago), is completely destroyed. She looks puffy and terrible. That goes for the face and the body.

Posted on Apr 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.23.14 (12 comments)

Mark Ruffalo… am I the only one who adores this under-appreciated hottie???

Posted on Feb 28th
re: Let's Play 'Which Kardashian Did The Game Bang?' (26 comments)

She totally ruined her face. And why does it always look like it’s covered in Crisco?

If that VMA performance destroyed their marriage, then it probably already had a bazillion flaws.

Am I the only one who thinks Chrissy Teigen is a ginormous butterface?

She makes me sad. She’d be really cute if she weren’t such a slutty moron.

Posted on Dec 19th, 2013
re: Jennifer Lawrence Will Talk About Butt Plugs Now (26 comments)

I love her, but that haircut is not working for her at all. :-(

Posted on Dec 19th, 2013
re: Miley Cyrus Banged Kellan Lutz (16 comments)

Although he strikes me as being really unintelligent, he is sexy as hell. Good for her! I won’t really think about this situation wiith any depth.

Posted on Dec 10th, 2013
re: Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News (15 comments)

Adriana Lima will always be my favorite angel. I don’t think Karlie is even close to her caliber.