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The people the “writer” (notice the quote marks) of this site mocks, and incites his unibrowed audience to mock, are all female.

You hadn’t noticed a misogynistic theme?

They’re also very fragile souls here. They shit their pants every time they get a single thumbs down. Multiple thumbs down may have actually killed one of the dumber ones, which is why he isn’t posting today. Either that, or he lost his Internet connection in Sweden.

Posted on Aug 12th
re: Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 - 2014) (110 comments)

Sure you laughed, because you’re a perpetually arrested adolescent who runs a fifth-rate titty shot sight.

RIP Robin.

Posted on Aug 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (25 comments)

“$5 EACH! EACH! EACH I SAID!!! Where’s my, um, manager?”

Posted on Aug 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.7.14 (22 comments)

Cousin Vicki: I’m going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it.

–National Lampoon’s Vacation, aka The Greatest Film Ever Made And Don’t Give Me that “Godfather” or “Citizen Kane” bullshit

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (13 comments)

She throws like a girl.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (32 comments)

Something wrong here. Never has a bad hair day or a mismatched outfit day. A little *too* perfect if you know what I mean.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (10 comments)

This photo needs background music. Specifically, anything from Hootie and the Blowfish’s recently-released album “Cracked RearView”

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (25 comments)

Mobile merchandising. Take the product out and show it off in public and see if you get any interest.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (14 comments)

“Hey, who do I have to beat half to death to get a drink around here?”

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (7 comments)

Her room is not structurally sound. It seems to be bowing in on itself. I recommend an immediate evacuation and cessation of bad Photoshopping.