re: Tara Reid Apparently Went Commando (62 comments)
To the author: a female external genital that looks like Mickey Rourke’s face isn’t that far off the anatomical map, actually. Think about it…
re: Randy Jackson is Still on American Idol (43 comments)
Never mind the humiliation doled out to the contestants – can you imagine the ego-chop delivered to an erstwhile celebrity who gets the pink slip from American Idol? “Sorry, but you just aren’t as wide an asshole as Simon Cowell…”
re: Snooki Won't Wear Bikinis, 'A One Piece is More Provocative' (173 comments)
Someone else said it: “Heat in the winter, shade in the summer.”
I mean, if you forget all the outrageous crap Snooki’s said and done (my Norwegian Forest cat is more Italian than she is)… it’s a simple case of “more cushion for the pushin.” Though I wish the paparazzo had shot from the other side and given us a full profile of the tall girl behind her sporting major fun bags.