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I really do give two shits – said no one ever. * rolls eyes *

Well played. (Looks for the mute button) Problem solved. Party on.

Does this costume make me look like a child molester’s wife?

Me too. Me too

Raise your hand if you know why this dooosh is so famous. Then come over and explain it to me cause all I see is an arrogant prick with an average musical talent, ugly attitude and a dumb look on his face. *spit, spit*

Now THIS is instant assification! *raises two thums*

That baby Obama was holding sure makes the rounds…

Mary!