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Posted on Jul 6th, 2011
re: LeAnn Rimes Has 'Curves,' You Guys (56 comments)

I want to know who she could possibly be texting. The only person in the universe who doesn’t hate her is 3 feet away.

Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011
re: 0602-the-crap-we-missed-16 (49 comments)

That’s a great new, innovative design detail in her top – the built in baloney storage pockets, I mean. Genius!

Posted on May 18th, 2011
re: Kirk Cameron on Stephen Hawking: 'He Ain't So Smart' (240 comments)

I just did some follow up reading and found an article describing how the dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark were probably baby dinosaurs and that’s how they all fit on the boat. Coincidentally, I now have a raging migraine. According to further reading, it’s because Satan is trying to get into my brain through learnin’.

Posted on Mar 28th, 2011
re: 0328-the-crap-we-missed-09 (35 comments)

OMG, what was she thinking?? Those tiny, retarded looking hats are SO 2010.