re: Michael Jackson's Family Keeps Kidnapping Each Other Or Something, Who The Hell Knows? (30 comments)
Bieber is only smiling because he does not have to wear a Chasity Belt any more.
re: Kate Gosselin Thinks People Want To Watch Her Try To Get Laid (42 comments)
You forgot to add: My children are my life and they will be yours /shotgun FX
re: It's A Day Before Jennifer Lopez's Birthday, Why Wouldn't Casper Smart Go See A Peep Show? (22 comments)
Big, Bold, cellulose Butts are not his thing, understandable
re: Sarah 'Paylin'' Makes A Porno (1 comments)
I will never get any work done now
re: Afrojack Stopped Having Sex With Paris Hilton, He Didn't 'Dump' Her. There's A Difference (11 comments)
Isn’t Paris Hilton old enough to join Madge’s tea society club? Kind of late in the game, but whatever. I will look for her album, at the dollar store, makes a perfect white elephant gift.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.30.12 (21 comments)
Yah he was!
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.30.12 (20 comments)
I have to admit she is pretty funny on that show, The Middle or Modern Family; both those shows are funny
re: Zhang Ziyi at The 'Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky' Premiere During The 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival (2 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.31.12 (30 comments)
or “Mommy’s Big Escape Plan”
- hold on to dirty clothes for a month
- hide in the dirty laundry basket
- wait for the laundry truck to come
re: Francia Raisa in Workout Clothes in Los Angeles (3 comments)
Oh ya baby bend down a lil lower, use that butt, not the knees!