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Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (8 comments)

It’s like David Byrne with nipples.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (23 comments)

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Marge painted a portrait of Mr. Burns?

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (14 comments)

She’s a human cankle.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Has A Trailer (42 comments)

I provide decent orgasms for way less,

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (12 comments)

Well, that’s some razzle-dazzle bullshit right there.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (14 comments)

At least 2 of those chicks have banged that statue.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (6 comments)

Predators, the ultimate hunters, can track elusive game by just tasting the air,

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (21 comments)

“Draw me like your French girls” indeed.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (13 comments)

Dammit, MightyMad…sorry. Retracted.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (13 comments)

Seriously, I smell shrimp. Please tell me that’s what The Rock is cooking.