re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.3.13 (11 comments)
It’s quite an accomplishment to be wearing eyeglasses with no glass and not have that be the most ridiculous thing you’re wearing.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.3.13 (8 comments)
That is NOT Sparta.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.3.13 (13 comments)
Same size jeans I wore in high school, can ya’ believe it??
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.3.13 (16 comments)
I met him once and I swear to God he was 3’2″.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.2.13 (17 comments)
Yes, I’ve already met deputy penis. That jokes getting old, put it away.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.2.13 (16 comments)
You haven’t done the Cavalcade of Lights right until you’ve done it on molly.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.2.13 (31 comments)
re: Seasons Greetings, Titty-Titty-Gun-Gun! A Review of Sarah Palin's Christmas Book (Pt. 2) (67 comments)
“Does that mean Christians won the “war on Saturnalia”? You bet.”
Because the best way to wage an ideological war is adopt all you opponents ideals and customs as your own and then…uh…you’ve won..and they…uh…lost?
“In this country, our federal holiday does not honor the agricultural gods of Rome or the pagan rituals of the winter solstice.”
…except for the tree and the decorations and the mistletoe and the wreathes and the yule log (whatever the hell that is) and gift giving and the caroling and the stockings and Santa and the date itself. The rest is a bunch of crap invented in the 20th century to sell crap. Krampus didn’t make the cut because he doesn’t move a lot of product.
Celebrate what you want, I don’t care, just quit trying to justify it…it’s weird. To be honest, every adult I know is miserable at Christmas. They are just in love with the idea of recapturing whatever awesome Christmas they had as a kid.
I don’t even care if you throw up a nativity scene in government buildings which, incidentally is rubbish too…at least according to your bible. It took the “wise men” 2 years to find Jesus. You think he was still an infant at that point? You think Joseph hadn’t moved them out of the manger yet?
My head hurts.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.12.13 (22 comments)
To All Women:
You don’t look nearly as good in a fedora as you think you do.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.11.13 (25 comments)
I see what you did there.