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Posted on Oct 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (23 comments)

Look at them puppies.

Posted on Sep 1st
re: Kate Upton Has Leaked Nude Photos, Too (62 comments)

The best thing to come out of this is the knowledge that I’m good-looking enough to date Kate Upton.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (19 comments)

I see the Elves have begun breeding with the Orcs now.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (12 comments)

There’s nothing straighter than the combination of bulging biceps and tight capris.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (19 comments)

She’s pretty shit-faced. Also, she has been drinking.

Posted on Aug 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (27 comments)

Poor thing just doesn’t know what to do with her hands when she’s not holding a couple of sloppy joe’s.

Posted on Aug 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (5 comments)

Somehow, not yet ruined. I suspect trickery.

Posted on Aug 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (16 comments)

Hmmm…A spider based super-hero with the bodily dimensions of a spider.

Tits or GTFO.

Rectum? Nearly killed him?