Latest Comments

Mark my words: Henry Winkler WILL play this guy in a movie someday.

Posted on Apr 3rd, 2013
re: Jon Hamm's Penis & Jennifer Westfeldt Walking The Dog (6 comments)

I can’t deal with her face. She always looks like she’s sucking on a giant, juicy…I know, you’re thinking lemon.

Penis. I was going to say penis.

Posted on Dec 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.18.12 (28 comments)

..dafuck??? Tony Danza’s long hair and Goodwill sweater terrifies children…

Posted on Nov 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.14.12 (25 comments)

God. She’s so skinny, even her dress is hungry.

Posted on Nov 13th, 2012
re: Taylor Swift: The 19th MTV Europe Music Awards (9 comments)

Is it weird that every time I see her now, I get a bit of a Jennifer Love Hewitt vibe? If she starts singing about rings…

Posted on Nov 13th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.12.12 (27 comments)

Amount of fucks given is exactly zero. Like a baws.

Posted on Oct 31st, 2012
re: Courtney Stodden's Slutty Unicorn Halloween Costume (4 comments)

Wow…I knew the surgeries would completely change how Heidi looked, but who knew the stress would make Spencer look like this! Yikes…

Posted on Jun 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.25.12 (17 comments)

It’s the Chia Head limited edition Gordon Gekko head. Still needs work.

This Lana Del Rey chick is just so odd. And it’s odd seeing her with these people that, albeit train wrecks, are way more fucking famous than she is. Every time I see a picture with her and some sort of pseudo famous person, I feel like she should be wearing a striped sweater with a beanie and some glasses so I can jump up and yell, “I DID IT! I FOUND WALDO!”

Posted on Jun 14th, 2012
re: Pierce Brosnan on The Set of 'Love Punch' (6 comments)

“See, it’s called ‘Love Punch’ because , unlike Bond, I punch people with the fist of love. Meaning my penis. It’s method acting.”