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I can’t deal with her face. She always looks like she’s sucking on a giant, juicy…I know, you’re thinking lemon.

Penis. I was going to say penis.

..dafuck??? Tony Danza’s long hair and Goodwill sweater terrifies children…

God. She’s so skinny, even her dress is hungry.

Is it weird that every time I see her now, I get a bit of a Jennifer Love Hewitt vibe? If she starts singing about rings…

Amount of fucks given is exactly zero. Like a baws.

Wow…I knew the surgeries would completely change how Heidi looked, but who knew the stress would make Spencer look like this! Yikes…

It’s the Chia Head limited edition Gordon Gekko head. Still needs work.

This Lana Del Rey chick is just so odd. And it’s odd seeing her with these people that, albeit train wrecks, are way more fucking famous than she is. Every time I see a picture with her and some sort of pseudo famous person, I feel like she should be wearing a striped sweater with a beanie and some glasses so I can jump up and yell, “I DID IT! I FOUND WALDO!”

“See, it’s called ‘Love Punch’ because , unlike Bond, I punch people with the fist of love. Meaning my penis. It’s method acting.”

LMAO! +1 sir. Well played.