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Posted at 3:28pm
re: Comic-Con: 'Mad Max: Road Fury' Trailer (18 comments)

Meh. That wasn’t worth pausing Darkthrone for.

People need to start losing their shit over shit worth losing their shit over.

Posted at 3:23pm
re: Sarah Palin Launched An Online TV Network (44 comments)

Not even with Ann Coulter’s money. Or dick.

Posted at 2:15pm
re: Lindsay Lohan: Weisses Fest 2014 (4 comments)

Makeup and lighting, my friends.

He’s adorable, and I am glad he finally got his shit together so I could see photos like this instead of an obituary.

That is all.

Posted at 2:10pm
re: Rihanna Ruined Jay Z's Marriage (13 comments)

Rihanna, a homewrecker? Pah! She has far too much moral integrity for such shenanigans!

People like you are why I still don’t know what to dress up as for Anime North, you fucker.

I am *not* dressing as some clich├ęd ‘slutty [random character]‘.

*glare*

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (17 comments)

Wearing the waist of her skirt that high is creating a weird VeryLowVagina optical illusion.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (6 comments)

Where .. where is her ass?

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (8 comments)

For a second I thought Alyssa Milano and I were simultaneously sucked into a time machine without my knowledge or consent.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (21 comments)

Horse?

You *may* need an optometrist.