re: Comic-Con: 'Mad Max: Road Fury' Trailer (18 comments)
Meh. That wasn’t worth pausing Darkthrone for.
People need to start losing their shit over shit worth losing their shit over.
re: Sarah Palin Launched An Online TV Network (44 comments)
Not even with Ann Coulter’s money. Or dick.
re: Lindsay Lohan: Weisses Fest 2014 (4 comments)
Makeup and lighting, my friends.
re: Robert Downey Jr. & Jeremy Renner: Marvel Panel - Comic-Con 2014 (3 comments)
He’s adorable, and I am glad he finally got his shit together so I could see photos like this instead of an obituary.
That is all.
re: Rihanna Ruined Jay Z's Marriage (13 comments)
Rihanna, a homewrecker? Pah! She has far too much moral integrity for such shenanigans!
re: Adrianne Curry Is How You Cosplay, Audrina Patridge Is How You Don't (8 comments)
People like you are why I still don’t know what to dress up as for Anime North, you fucker.
I am *not* dressing as some clichéd ‘slutty [random character]‘.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (17 comments)
Wearing the waist of her skirt that high is creating a weird VeryLowVagina optical illusion.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (6 comments)
Where .. where is her ass?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (8 comments)
For a second I thought Alyssa Milano and I were simultaneously sucked into a time machine without my knowledge or consent.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (21 comments)
You *may* need an optometrist.