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Posted on Dec 11th
re: Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby (42 comments)

Oh I got the joke, but token responses aren’t my thing, if you hadn’t noticed. I’m to build Christmas/New Year’s schedules for 100+ people at the office. I need to keep this distraction going as long as I can, lest I end up actually doing work. The horror.

Posted on Dec 11th
re: Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby (42 comments)

Sorry, sunburnt, vagina-possessing children aren’t my type. Anymore.

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Posted on Dec 11th
re: Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby (42 comments)

I’m a 5’3, 115 lb female who hates carrying shit in her hands because I have strong biceps but forearms and wrists like cooked asparagus. I reusable-shoulder-bag everything I buy, especially heavy shit. I must have 5000 of the things in my apartment.

Plus, it’s more conducive to being creepy and making people think you’re always toting around body parts instead of Guinness.

Posted on Dec 11th
re: Bill Cosby Accuser Sues Him For Defamation (21 comments)

‘and Tamara Green is determined to get Cosby’s ass in front of a jury.’

Good. I hope she does.

Posted on Dec 11th
re: Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby (42 comments)

In a small burlap sack to the trunk of your car?

Posted on Dec 11th
re: Kate Upton Is Topless (17 comments)

Depends on your boss, I suppose. Mine would probably just laugh and ask what the hell I was looking at, but we’re both straight females so it would be more just a lovely party of awkward confusion. If one of my male coworkers was walked in on, it may be a different story.

Posted on Dec 11th
re: Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby (42 comments)

And Nicki, Coco and all the Kardashian women will fill a pool with silicone in which to baptize the child, in preparation for Ray J anointing it with his Holy golden water.

Posted on Dec 11th
re: Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News (3 comments)

That Cumberbatch link was disappointing. Closed mouth awkward lip-smush. Boo. I was hoping for Sherlock/Molly level hotness.

That being said, I am once again reminded of how untouchably awesome John Lithgow is.

Posted on Dec 11th
re: Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby (42 comments)

She’s short enough that you could probably just sort of vibrate.