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Ugh. So much.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (6 comments)

They look cute here. I can’t think of something snarky to say.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (21 comments)

Where’s a meteor when you need one? We could get rid of two perverted creepers in one easy crater.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: And Now The Jared Leto Dick GIF (45 comments)

Do I have to teach you everything? You fold it in half. Jeez.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: And Now The Jared Leto Dick GIF (45 comments)

1. The average vagina is only 4″ deep anyway
2. Don’t need cock from a cock
3. VD

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (20 comments)

A half-windsor is considered not knowing how to tie a tie?

Well, I’m fucked.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (4 comments)

I prefer their cousins, the Golden twins.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (6 comments)

Dear Google,

Are you sure she’s not a porn star? She really looks like she’d be a porn star.

Love,
I Swore She’d Be a Porn Star

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (24 comments)

I hated MWC, but I adore Futurama, so she won me over.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.10.14 (16 comments)

If the caption said ‘Kelly Brook’, you’d all be spray-jizzing. Admit it.