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Posted on Aug 25th
re: Let's Start With Taylor Swift's Ass Cheeks #VMAs (26 comments)

Why? He’s an attractive guy and she doesn’t seem the type to give a fuck about much else, so…

Posted on Aug 25th
re: Let's Start With Taylor Swift's Ass Cheeks #VMAs (26 comments)

This is true, though I am wont to believe the Doc’s theory of the Ken-doll style genitals with her.

Posted on Aug 25th
re: Let's Start With Taylor Swift's Ass Cheeks #VMAs (26 comments)

She seems to fluctuate between having a 50s and 70s vibe all the time. I’m definitely seeing 70s here.

Posted on Aug 25th
re: Selena Gomez Has Breasts And Other News (3 comments)

You folks can enjoy your Selena boobs, I just popped in here to say that the sublink of Cumberbatch’s ice bucket challenge is the greatest thing I’ve seen in months, and am saddened that in the sea of other shit it didn’t get it’s own post. I’m all for making fun of the douchebags, but every once in a while you could throw us girls something lovely as a main article too, you know.

Posted on Aug 25th
re: Jessie Nizewitz Uncensored Vagina (195 comments)

It’s not something I would recommend.

Are these fuckers cartoon characters? If I got shot 6 times, I’m pretty sure I’d be on rotten.com or a black metal album cover within hours.

Posted on Aug 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (5 comments)

You are clearly broken inside.

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (63 comments)

“it’s a movie where family learn the lessons of mercy, patience, sacrifice and trusting God.”

Well that certainly sounds like the most dreadfully boring piece of shit anyone has ever slowly salivated onto celluloid.

Have some Foetus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKzcMjmlP_o

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: Jessie Nizewitz Uncensored Vagina (195 comments)

I’m going to hell anyway, so I’m just going to come out and say it.

This reminds me of the photographs of the naked, starved bodies of dead Holocaust victims piled on top of each other, and her last name reminds me of Auschwitz.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (13 comments)

Not sure if should feel flattered or creeped out that you’re keeping tabs on such things.

I’m going to go with scareoused.