re: Christina Aguilera's Breasts Receive Top Gay Honor (50 comments)
Listen, as a gay male, I can safely say…”GIVE ME MY X-TINA BACK.” This gurl is a version that just got out of a weird “safe” Rob Zombie house. I don’t like it. Take her boobs, and give me my genie in a bottle. Come back to us X-tina, sans boobs, and sans that weirdass hair you had in Burlesque.
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 24 (87 comments)
Honestly, I’ve never seen a more frightening specimen of human being (if that’s what you call this) in my life. Though I do not want to be around this thing in a bathing suit, I still love you Serena, Venus, whatever…You Go Gurrl!