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Posted at 5:38pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (10 comments)

Hey, unicorns are good drinkin’.

Posted at 5:37pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (7 comments)

‘Wait… so, this *isn’t* a Sybian?’

Posted at 5:26pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (4 comments)

All I see is Kenny Rogers and some chick that looks like Courtney Stodden.

Posted at 5:22pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (9 comments)

The funny thing is, she actually lost weight for that movie at their request, and afterward vowed to never lose weight for a role again because she is happy with her weight as is.

Posted at 2:15pm
re: No, Wait, Megan Fox, South Korea's On Our Side! (8 comments)

It was part of a two-movie bill at the drive-in. They were playing TMNT with Hercules, so we said fuck it and went. I really just wanted to go to the drive-in because I’d never been. It was more or less unwatchable. We sat in the back of the car rolling our eyes and paying more attention to our beef jerky.

Posted at 1:09pm
re: Miley Cyrus: 2014 VMAs (1 comments)

She’s such a ridiculous attention whore. Ugh.

Posted at 1:05pm
re: Nick Cannon Left Mariah Carey Because She's Crazy (16 comments)

Obvious Captain is obvious.

Posted at 1:04pm
re: No, Wait, Megan Fox, South Korea's On Our Side! (8 comments)

TMNT was the biggest load of shit I’ve seen in *decades*. The fact that Will Arnett and William Fichtner allowed themselves to be associated with it makes me fucking sad.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (17 comments)

Jesus fuck … I’m about 40 seconds away from flying to LA and just cutting those hideous fucking pants off him and burning them in the street.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (15 comments)

Meh. I like him.