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I fought my ass off to get sterilised, and FINALLY found a doctor who complied (though only because of other underlying medical issues). Before that, I was either on the pill or with guys who were vasectomised. I’ve never used condoms. In my experience, knowing you can’t get knocked up is the greatest aphrodisiac on Earth.

Oh I don’t deny that he’s perfect for certain roles (and yes the mask thing was stupid as shit), just that he’s not going to be the romantic lead in some Notebook-style crapfest because he’s not ‘handsome enough’, no matter how good of an actor he is.

That’s funny, I’m 37 and my boyfriend is 8 years younger than I am, and has a LOT of younger girls who try to get with him. Granted, I don’t look my age (I still get carded regularly), but even without that, he’s smart enough to know that you can only ‘trade in’ for so long, that finding yourself suddenly old and having to pay for hookers until you die isn’t as fun as it may sound, and that there’s a fuck of a lot more to sex than just having ‘young pussy’. Pun intended.

Of course, he’s also not as shallow as a redneck pool, which helps.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (7 comments)

Meh. I’ve no beef with her.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (5 comments)

Decent body, but she has a weird shoved-the-Barbie-head-too-far-down-the-neck thing going on.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (7 comments)

*puts on Frankie Goes to Hollywood, back-combs hair with a gallon of spray, dons black sunglasses*

I missed you, 80s.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (10 comments)

‘Ooo girl, you do *not* touch my purse!’

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (11 comments)

Please tell me her name isn’t some bastardised spelling of ‘ingenue’.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (16 comments)

There is a racist joke involving Rihanna in here somewhere, I can feel it.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (26 comments)

I have no idea who any of those people or vaginas are.