re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.13.14 (26 comments)
Driving Mr. Obama.
re: Jerry Sandusky's Wife Says He's Innocent, Victims Were 'Manipulated' For Money (51 comments)
Maybe when Jerry said, “I want to fuck kids,” all she heard was, “fuck kids.” So she thinks Jerry just doesn’t like kids. But he does. Like, a lot.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.12.14 (23 comments)
I feel like her name is “Svetlana.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.12.14 (19 comments)
The Canadian is strong with this one.
re: Lindsay Lohan Wrote A List of All The Celebrities She's Banged (45 comments)
That’s a lot of roofies.
re: Our Long National Lena Dunham Naked Nightmare Might Be Over (45 comments)
I’m never giving up my guns, but…I would support Lena Dunham control.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (27 comments)
Where’s a crazy kid and an unlocked gun when we need one?
re: Why Did Sandy Hook Happen? Because Nancy Lanza Was An Idiot Survivalist (211 comments)
I always clean my guns while I read hyperventilating posts about guns.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (14 comments)
That 2014 Show.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.3.14 (14 comments)
She looks like she’s ready for her job cleaning “The Office.”