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“Put your hands in the air like you just dont care about me.”

All that amazing DNA and he couldn’t get a chin?

“Yo, I liked that way your butthole got all big and shit.”

No.U.aint.

Mr. Potato Head

How them boobies Dewan?

I know guys that would hit that in a second. I call them black guys. (I have one Asian friend that would too)

“This is your child. Remember that night you banged my granddaughter in the club bathroom.”

The thing is, I would do her. But that is also essentially meaningless becasue I have banged lots of lame women. Not fat or unattractive (fuck that), but just lame. She’s lame.

I bet he takes something crappy and makes it crappy.