re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (8 comments)
If she passes out before she gets to the bed you just carry her like this to the bed. Careful not to over exert yourself now you’ve got at least 8 hours before she is coherent enough to remember what your pudding pop looks like.
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (7 comments)
I sure hope I didn’t roofie this one. boy would my face raped….. I mean red.
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (4 comments)
I call this move the “peek a boo,” I get down low behind a pretty lady in a skirt and “Peek a boo!”
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (15 comments)
“SO worse case, if i’m out of the roofies, I pretend to fall down, cause I’m old see. Then when the nice lady comes to help me up I slid my hand up” Give me back my Puddin Pop!” Works every time.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.23.14 (16 comments)
I’m not sure what this movie is but I will see it! and I will be baked.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.7.14 (33 comments)
‘vvvvvvrrrrrrooommmmm vvvrrrooommm. Look at me mommy I’m riding a real motorcycle like the big boys!”
re: North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls (36 comments)
At least these dolls should keep North from Crying every time those 2 strangers come over and maker her call them Mommy and Daddy. This way Kim and Kanye can slip seamlessly in and out be gone for weeks at a time and it will be like they never left. Plus the dolls strike me as better listeners.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (41 comments)
That’s where my Stretch Armstrong went.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (12 comments)
Every time I see Jenny McCarthy I think she’s missing a sign that slowly ticks away how many children she’s responsible for infecting with disease. ” Now infecting her One millionth child!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (24 comments)
The “chin hold.” For the distinguished gentle man with an inflated sense of self worth and very little going on upstairs. From the makers of the Kardashians.