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Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (18 comments)

“Does this car make my ass look smaller?”

No.

Posted on Oct 24th
re: 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Is Cancelled (32 comments)

I dunno. I’ve learned something from this, but now I wish I hadn’t.

Especially if one were to catch you in the side of the head.

I don’t know much about fashion, but I know what I like.

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.22.14 (16 comments)

Come on, haven’t we seen enough of this stupid plastic woman?

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: Blake Lively's Pregnant Body Won The Angel Ball (11 comments)

I’ve never seen anyone look so self-important, not even Angelina.

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: Hannibal Buress: Google 'Bill Cosby Rape' (47 comments)

Scoodle de bop bop da daggly bap!

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: 0531-tori-spelling-bikini-13 (10 comments)

Pregnant? Isn’t she, like, 60 or so?

Posted on Oct 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (11 comments)

Compared to Kim K, that’s Olive Oyl.

Posted on Oct 17th
re: Charlie Sheen Has Decided Not To Marry A Porn Star (19 comments)

This shows that there are some things even a porn star won’t do.