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So she’s willing to act goofy in order to get kids’ attention and encourage them to eat healthy. She’s clearly a monster.

In what way is it obvious? I’m sure that she is in the top 5% for women her age when it comes to physical fitness.

Posted on Oct 13th
re: You Take A Run At Martha Stewart, You Best Not Miss (71 comments)

Martha: “It’s time to get medieval on her ass”.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (2 comments)

and without her characteristic smirk.

Tough bastard.

Posted on Aug 23rd
re: ‘Where is a pride of lions when you need one?’ (4 comments)

Best one.

Posted on Aug 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (12 comments)

She’s barely recognizable without cleavage.

Posted on Jul 31st
re: Martha Stewart Has A Drone (7 comments)

Well, rich people buy all kinds of expensive toys. If she wants to buy a drone to photograph her estate, so what. If had the money, I would much sooner buy a drone and other tech gadgets to play with than a yacht.

Posted on Jul 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.11.14 (5 comments)

Yeah bitch! Magnets!

Posted on Jul 9th
re: Lindsay's F*cking Up 'Speed-The-Plow' Already (35 comments)

I just keeping hearing Homer’s Mr. Plow song in my head.