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I just…I can’t… *explodes*

Posted on Oct 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.6.14 (20 comments)

See what happens when Madonna doesn’t get her sacrifice for the day? Blake Lively should hurry that kid along.

Posted on Sep 11th
re: The Palins Beat The Shit Out of An Entire Party (91 comments)

“God doesn’t drive parked cars!” That speech was UNREAL. You could tell how uncomfortable the audience was by their occasional hesitant applause and long periods of awkward silence.

Which part of “Dating Naked” did she not understand? Apparently the “dating” part because she was dating someone else. Puhleeze.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (141 comments)

Thanks, Fish. Just thanks.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged (73 comments)

Oddly, this is as lame now as it was seven years ago.

“Yogurt shop” is obviously code for the unresearched, unidentified cultures stewing in her “money holes.”

Cool. Hope you had a good weekend!

He was fake quoting the proverbial Southern white chick. The grammar error would be “hers” not his.

Because he is so snarky, I want to like James Franco, but I find it hard because he is such a pretentious douchebag. He’s a high-functioning, fairly comedic douchebag, but a douchebag nonetheless.