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Posted on Apr 7th
re: Amanda Bynes Is In A Bikini (16 comments)

Sorry. Had to do it. No one else on this thread had gone there yet.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: Amanda Bynes Is In A Bikini (16 comments)

Dis how chicken lay egg.

That is so unfair to say! You would be forgetting coke residue, Valtrex packaging and broken dreams.

Hey! Much of that “life’s work” was rightfully stolen from other people who might take offense at your slight to their music.

Posted on Mar 29th
re: Gwyneth Paltrow Thanks You For Your Support (16 comments)

For he is truly an Insufferable Bitch.

Posted on Mar 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.28.14 (6 comments)

Hey, I know this pose. He got her knee pregnant!

Posted on Mar 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.28.14 (16 comments)

The man never thought he would be lucky enough to have children of his own one day, especially at his advanced age.

“Thank you, Alexander Skarsgard!” he called out, as he thoughtfully, and just a touch wistfully, stroked his growing belly.

Posted on Mar 26th
re: WTF Is Conscious Uncoupling? (58 comments)

Abraham became a dad at 99 and died at 175, and his wife Sarah died at the age of 127 (having kids must’ve taken it out of her, literally).

Adam died at about 930-give or take a begat
Methuselah nearly made it to 1000, giving it up at 969
Even Noah made 950

Remember kids: fairy tales and math don’t make the best bedfellows.

Posted on Mar 26th
re: WTF Is Conscious Uncoupling? (58 comments)

Please evolve a sense of humor or move along. Either or both would be fine.

If we’re just going with straight-up name calling:

Oh BABY, you are a poop head.

Ah, how refreshing! Now I see why so many people enjoy this sort of thing. Oh. Wait. Now I feel icky and dirty from resorting to such a lame move. It’s like a slimy back-taste–a hidden taste of yuck. Nevermind the name-calling. I think I will go back to sticking with facts in a debate, but thanks for the experience.