re: Scarlett Johansson's Pregnant (For Real This Time) (13 comments)
I thought it was a disheveled Josh Brolin for a minute there. Duck, Black Widow!
re: The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.7 (2 comments)
That’s an awesome name!
Thanks a lot. I just ovulated. Damn you…
re: Paula Deen's Just Like That Gay Black Fellow Trying To Play Football (30 comments)
Glad I got here before the conservative hate starts aflowin’ like a river of butter down the side of one of Deen’s signature dishes.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.25.14 (13 comments)
“No, thanks Jonah, I’m good.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.25.14 (18 comments)
Remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter tried to breastfeed Stewie?
I imagine that is what the kid’s face looks like in this moment.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (19 comments)
“To boldly go where no man has gone before…”
A German buffet restaurant. *shudder*
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (13 comments)
I love Almost Human. I hope they don’t screw it up with non-existent PR. Please renew this show. Give it a chance to gain a fanbase.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (41 comments)
She has completely given up. She’s just stuffing toilet rolls up there now.
re: THE HUMAN TORCH IS BLACK! OHMYGODD!!! (71 comments)
I agreed with much of the Comics Alliance’s essay, especially the part about Sue Storm. I have no problem with Jordan as Johnny, but then a black actress would have made a much better choice for Sue Storm, while also adding more diversity to the cast. I want to give the casting director props for going in the right direction, but this could be a mess in the end.
re: Bill Clinton Banged Elizabeth Hurley In The White House, According To Tom Sizemore (44 comments)
While I like Sizemore as an actor, he has all the credibility of a Kardashian on this. Did Pres C do Hurley? Probably. Did Sizemore arrange it personally and witness all that bad*$$ dialogue? Only in his mind.