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Posted on May 22nd, 2013
re: 'Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong. Lick My Butthole?' (32 comments)

So, the hotter she is, the better your chance of you asking her to lick your popper?

You run a bold game, my friend. Level: Armstrong

Posted on May 22nd, 2013
re: 'Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong. Lick My Butthole?' (32 comments)

good callback. +1.

Posted on May 22nd, 2013
re: Wolf Blitzer Is A F*cking Idiot (117 comments)

CNN. Always tripping over itself to look stupid in the face of tragedy. Way to make FUX news look halfway competent.

Posted on May 19th, 2013
re: "How many times do I have to return this to Farrah Abraham?" (7 comments)

“How many times do I have to return this to Farrah Abraham?”

…this caption works pretty damn well.

ps- where were you fans of Batemen and Portias if not Arrested?
Teen Wolf 2 and Ally McBeal?

This is the show that really ever displayed any of their considerable comic timing.

When you die and go to heaven, they will ask you about your life and what you did with it….. lie.