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Posted on May 21st
re: Don't Try To Kiss Will Smith On The Mouth (28 comments)

Why won’t the “jquery is not a function” error go away? And why won’t this video play? WHAT’S GOING ON AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!?!?!

ENGINE ROOM, WHERE THE HELL’S MY DRINK?!

Posted on May 14th
re: Audrina Patridge's In A Bikini And Other News (13 comments)

Her tits are a mile apart. You could park a bus the long way between those things.

jquery’s still not a function though. Ugh.

Posted on May 12th
re: Katy Perry's Goth Now (43 comments)

Hot.

[X] Approved.
[_] Not Approved.

Posted on May 10th
re: George Lucas is Straight Gangster (51 comments)

While we’re on the subject of shit going wrong – is anyone else getting a “jquery is not a function” error message when they load this site?

Posted on May 10th
re: George Lucas is Straight Gangster (51 comments)

….fucker ate the rest of my reply.

Posted on May 10th
re: George Lucas is Straight Gangster (51 comments)

“Somewhere Gwyneth Paltrow just read this and immediately regretted not wearing a stronger brand of handwoven albino spider-silk vulva pashmina.”

Rest In Peace man.

Jquery is not a function, yo.

Nice fiddy…. good fiddy.

Posted on Apr 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.19.12 (32 comments)

Zzzzzing-O-Rama and dead-on.