re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.15.13 (25 comments)
I hope she makes it to the water before the goldfish in her shoes die.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.15.13 (13 comments)
“I tried to make the drapes match the carpet! Carpet means shoes, right? Right?? ‘Cause they’re on the carpet? Right?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.15.13 (24 comments)
“For the last time, Mr. Lee, I will NOT sign up to be in Jungle Fever: The Golden Years!!”
re: Khloe Kardashian Squeezing The Wookie Wallet Into Tight White Jeans (6 comments)
If you can see your Spanx lines THROUGH your pants, 1) The Spanx ain’t working, 2) Your pants are to damn tight!
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.12.13 (9 comments)
I think that’s from when she had the machine gun replaced.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.12.13 (18 comments)
Will she stop having plastic surgery when her eyes finally meet in the middle?
re: 'Primping her pretty pucker to pitch pornography to pedophile perverts pretending to prefer prim and proper primadonnas to post-pubescent pole pumpers.' (3 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.27.13 (20 comments)
There’s a Sinead Cusack?
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (27 comments)
Looks like she stole one of Lacey Wildd’s boobs
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (20 comments)
The papers on the floor say “Peasants Do Not Cross”