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Posted on Aug 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.15.13 (25 comments)

I hope she makes it to the water before the goldfish in her shoes die.

Posted on Aug 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.15.13 (13 comments)

“I tried to make the drapes match the carpet! Carpet means shoes, right? Right?? ‘Cause they’re on the carpet? Right?”

Posted on Aug 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.15.13 (24 comments)

“For the last time, Mr. Lee, I will NOT sign up to be in Jungle Fever: The Golden Years!!”

If you can see your Spanx lines THROUGH your pants, 1) The Spanx ain’t working, 2) Your pants are to damn tight!

Posted on Aug 12th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.12.13 (9 comments)

I think that’s from when she had the machine gun replaced.

Posted on Aug 12th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.12.13 (18 comments)

Will she stop having plastic surgery when her eyes finally meet in the middle?

Posted on Jun 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.27.13 (20 comments)

There’s a Sinead Cusack?

Posted on Jun 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (27 comments)

Looks like she stole one of Lacey Wildd’s boobs

Posted on Jun 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (20 comments)

The papers on the floor say “Peasants Do Not Cross”