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I swear to Christ, hideous dress aside, you’d think someone with so much money could afford to get a bra that fits. What a waste of carbon.

Whoever made this dress doesn’t seem to Care very much.

“Gigitty”

“Hilaria”? Really? Someone’s parents hate her.

“Approaching the cameras now, we have another example of a useless ‘celebrity’ saved by ‘No Kill LA’ “

Who would have thought the guy wearing the purple velvet suit is the more masculine of the two?

This must be what George Clooney was looking at through his lens.

What a sweet husband. Making that face so she won’t feel so self conscious about her frozen cheeks and her eyes that won’t close.

“I thought this was lemonade”

“Take THAT Martin Short. I AM the new Ed Grimley”